Topic: Bad Translator!

I also found Wow.

Original text:

"Is it true your breath smells of s**t? "

...54 translations later we get:

"When the smoke smells like dog urine?"

Original text:

"Translate this d*ckwad "

...25 translations later we get:

"Translation shock"

Someone had to do it.

"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over NINE THOUSAND!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Product! City? 9000?"

And this.

"Madness? This. Is. SPARTA!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Sparta Powered!"

Google Translate. Powered by Sparta.

Original text:
"Are you a fat pig?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Fat?"
Original text:
"The jiggly stuff in your body"
...54 translations later we get:
"Energy"
Original text:
"Somone told me that you wanted to take over the world, is this true?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Saidosonoma, if Governments around the world?"
Original text:
"When will you take over the world?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Wii or the world?"
Gulps

Original text:

Great things come in small packages.

After 54 translations...

Pakkages under

54 more...

Impact on life.

I love this thing.

Original Text:
"People die when they are killed."
....20 translations later:
"If you die, people die."

Original text:

"Which is better? Ocarina of Time or Majoras mask? "

...54 translations later we get:

"Mazhoras mask and the time is better than okarinas."

Hmm.Seems he can't decide either

"I will remember everyone, but, will everyone remember me?" [It's just something I've been wondering lately, should ever I be gone for a bit]

...54 translations later we get:

"Do not you remember me?"

Original text:

"Wii would like to play"

...54 translations later we get:

"If you have a Wii game."
Burn
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Original text:

"Will the virtual console get any games next week? "

...54 translations later we get:

"Can take part in next week in the virtual keyboard."

Oooh .Interesting.....

Original text:

"Dsi virtual console"

...54 translations later we get:

"Pairottobatsharukibodo help."

Original text:

"When will Rytmik come to America?"

...54 translations later we get:

"That the United States, or move."

Original text:

"Will the 3DS be as awesome as I imagine its going to be? "

...54 translations later we get:

"The 3 D - animation and everything."

Cool!!

Original text:

"Do you have any plans tonight?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Not registered?"

OMG You gotta try some real sweary ones guys,can't post em' here I don't suppose but they be some mighty funny ones.And when I say sweary I mean really let rip

Original text:

"Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People"

...54 translations later we get:

"Hot, soneuroipnida hot."

I'm guessing that must be pretty hot...

"This translator sucks."

...25 translations later we get:

"Translation of dog sh*t."

Original text:

"Where do you live?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sit there?"

"Anthropomorphic Squirrels FTW!! =)"

...54 translations later we get:

"If ftv protein; ."

["Protein"? All I did was allude to Mr. Nutz, and sorta Conker]