Topic: Bad Translator!

Original text:

"Who is your programmer?"

...54 translations later we get:

"The hotel."

"Winston is ugly" (winston being my dog, whom my family makes fun of for being... well, ugly)
...54 translations later we get:
"This is true."

hahahahahahahaha

Now to attempt to hold a conversation with it (the italics are the translated result of the question)*. _{Because I've been on NintendoLife for a while now and this thing is the closest I've come to a conversation with intelligent life.}

"Who made you?"
"What?"
"I mean, who pieced you together?"
"I think the team"
"This team is how large?"
"Kingdom Club."
"You were built by an entire kingdom?"
"My kingdom is under construction"
"And will your kingdom take over the world?"
"In the United States and around the world"

*_{Not always using the full 54 translations, but mostly so.}

STOP USING IT PEOPLE, IT'S GOING TO TAKE OVER. AND AMERICA IS THE FIRST TO GO! _{Ehn, could be worse.}

But its so damn great plus you just gave me even more incentive to use it

Original text:

"answer the question"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ask"

Port is the only word I've found that can survive the Bad Translator

Original text:

"I am your father "

...54 translations later we get:

"My dad."

Never Gonna Give You Up

...54 translations later we get:

No one can deny

Original text:

"Bad translator, will Super Mario Galaxy 2 be the game of the year? "

...54 translations later we get:

"2 supamaryogyarakushigemu 년 that."

That'd be a yes then.

"I like chicken papitos."
...54 translations later...
"So she's a chicken?"

Original text:

"How are you doing this?"

...54 translations later we get:

"How do I know."

Original text:

"Falcon Punch! "

...54 translations later we get:

"Old law;"

"The Squirrels went to school on the hippo"

...54 translations later...

"Protein Monster goes to school."

"All toasters toast toast."

54 translations later:

"This help can be used."

"You must die."
54 translations later...

"I failed to pay my bills."

Original text:

"Do a barrel roll! "

...25 translations later we get:

"Find the bucket list!"

Original text:

"find the bucket list "

...25 translations later we get:

"Bucket List, see"

Original text:

"Bucket List see "

...25 translations later we get:

"Death"

Original text:

"You've got to be the worlds worst translator,haven't you? "

...54 translations later we get:

"To make the world better than we know?"

Hmmmm,how do I answer that?