Topic: Bad Translator!

Another one:

Original text:

"Cheese coffee tastes like armpit."

After 54 translations...

"Dan."

54 more translations...

"Rank"

Wii Play"

...54 translations later we get:

"Window"

Original text:
"Who is my best friend?"
...54 translations later we get:
"This is your best friend"

...I love you too, Bad Translator

Original text:

"I'd like to be, under the sea In an octopus' garden in the shade"

...54 translations later we get:

"Flowers for two - foot security"

Original text:

"Is this love that I'm feeling? "

...54 translations later we get:

"Sorry!"

Original text:
"Google Translate sucks"
...10 translations later we get:
"Google translation does not stink"

Google's gettin' all defensive on me.

Original text:

"Nintendo 3DS"

...54 translations later we get:

"Nintendo."

Original text:

"Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four? "

...54 translations later we get:

"To diet in 1964."

@raylax LOL that last ones a classic.

This one says it all
Original text:

"Dear Mr Bad Translator.Exactly how bad are you? "

...54 translations later we get:

"No translations. Ekaktli saleh is?"

Original text:

"Google Translate sucks"

...54 translations later we get:

"Google, perfume."

Original text:

"Google sucks "

...25 translations later we get:

"Google dog pile"

Original text:

"Baby's good to me you know, She's happy as can be you know, She said so. I'm in love with her and I feel fine "

...54 translations later we get:

"She has her grandmother feel good to feel good, you know?."

Original text:
"How can I tell her I love her?"
...54 translations later we get:
"How do I know."

Google translate. Bad at translating. Bad at relationship advice.

Original text:

"All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Why? You?"

I am liking this translator.

Original text:

"Bad translator, what is the meaning of life?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Implementing the meaning of life, not good."

LOL

Original text:

"Should I go out with my grandma?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Questions and parents?"
Thanks XD

@SuperPeach LOL ,you see, Bad Translator is all-knowing

Original text:

"Stop giving me terrible gibberish"

...54 translations later we get:

"This is a fantastic job."

"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. When the going gets rough, the tough get rough."
...54 translations later we get:
"Is it hard to work through a complex"

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
...54 translations later we get:
"No."

_{OK so actually it said "As what I want?" but I was hoping it'd say no.}