Topic: Bad Translator!

"You'd better give me a funny translation this time."
...25 translations later we get:
"Better translation now joy."

54 translations wasn't as good so...

"Strychnine "

...54 translations later we get:

"Poisoning"

"Mother 3 is awsome in the sauce!"

...54 translations later we get:

"My mother, three children, its good!"

"Let's look for Kyle!"

...55 translations later we get:

"Fimalrabth Lkail peek!"

Original text:

"I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob "

...54 translations later we get:

""Caviar and wine Brands egeman §."

You are a completely moronic dictator, Mr. Banana"

...54 translations later we get:

"From the evil dictator."

@Luigi78 The Beatles are awsome!

"The Beatles are awsome!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Beatles good!"

"You... You have..... You have BOOOBS!!"

...54 translations later we get:

"He and I ... ..... Shop!"

"Oh what a beautiful morning, Oh what a beautiful day!"

...55 translations later we get:

"Oh, tomorrow, oh, a good day is the best!"

Odd, it did 55 translations that time.

The same thing happened to me.
Huh.

"You slop hole! "

...54 translations later we get:

"Left to work!"

Original text:

"Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow, and every where that Mary went the lamb was sure to go."

...54 translations later we get:

"Maria neves, sheep, white sheep, white public transport."

@SuperPeach Yes they really are Lets try some more nonsense (or are they??) walrus lyrics

Original text:

"I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly, I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long"

...54 translations later we get:

"Compared with infants with flour and pork youku all done I can not think nvking - Tuesday kumistimet the Robert."

LOL Not much difference!!

@Luigi78 LOL!
I might have messed this up a bit but...

Original text:

"On Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs. Of every head he's ever known. And all the people that come and go, stop and say hello."

...54 translations later we get:

"Top bahrain Northern thither youth ortshestra, really knows how often. Working out."

OMG I'm gonna have to try every Beatles song now
Here we go:

Original text:

"Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes. Cellophane flowers of yellow and green, Towering over your head. Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes, And she's gone"

...54 translations later we get:

"Wood, lime, air lime. Poor families, children, eyes yellow and green growth nuneungva Cell. Lofana search

Original text:

"My mom makes frenchfries"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mom's potato Chips."

Original text:

"He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for no one."

...54 translations later we get:

"Home king. But in every part of the project."

"Your death will be swift and untimely."

54 translations later...

"The first person to die easily."

54 more translations later...

"Death."

Original text:

"Pokemon go tango"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tango Google."

This is hilarious
Original text:

"Pokemon"

...54 translations later we get:

"Answer"