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WaLzgi

81. Posted:

Alien_Mosky wrote:

mudjo wrote:

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun guy!

But isn't fungi the plural and fungus is the singular? You don't say "One cacti"

I dun get it.

What did one fool say to the other fool? I dunno! I didn't watch the Presidential debate :P

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WildMan

82. Posted:

Alien_Mosky wrote:

mudjo wrote:

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun guy!

But isn't fungi the plural and fungus is the singular? You don't say "One cacti"

And that's why it's a bad joke. Look at the name of the thread..

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83. Posted:

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How do you dig a hole to China?
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84. Posted:

What's brown and sticky?
A stick

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His foot didn't fit

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85. Posted:

Why did the joker viciously beat robin over the head with a crowbar to the point of death! Because he made a killer punch line. :P

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86. Posted:

Pixelman.

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turtlelink

87. Posted:

Adam wrote:

Pixelman.

Haha, not a bad joke, Adam.

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bezerker99

88. Posted:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

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89. Posted:

This is a joke from a history class:
"He is pronounced Alexander the Great, because if he was Alexander the GRAPE, there would be a whole bunch of them!!!!!!"

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90. Posted:

PoshSnivy wrote:

This is a joke from a history class:
"He is pronounced Alexander the Great, because if he was Alexander the GRAPE, there would be a whole bunch of them!!!!!!"

It's sad I didn't get that right at first. Yeah college!

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Tricoloryoshi

91. Posted:

What did the lawyer name his son?
Nothing he only has a daughter.

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Odnetnin

92. Posted:

turtlelink wrote:

Adam wrote:

Pixelman.

Haha, not a bad joke, Adam.

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KAHN

93. Posted:

Prof_Clayton wrote:

How do you dig a hole to China?
With a shovel.

FALSE. because of gravity, humans are pulled to the earth. but since the actual earth is outside the center, we live as close as we can to the center of the earth. if one were to dig a hole to china(and this is assuming that the earth is hollow, which in fact, it isnt.), one would not go to china, one would stay at the center of the earth, because that's where gravity is pulling you. i expected better of PROF_CLAYTON.

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94. Posted:

0LD_SK0OL_PUNK wrote:

Prof_Clayton wrote:

How do you dig a hole to China?
With a shovel.

FALSE. because of gravity, humans are pulled to the earth. but since the actual earth is outside the center, we live as close as we can to the center of the earth. if one were to dig a hole to china(and this is assuming that the earth is hollow, which in fact, it isnt.), one would not go to china, one would stay at the center of the earth, because that's where gravity is pulling you. i expected better of PROF_CLAYTON.

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TruthBeTold

95. Posted:

Did you hear about the agnostic insominiac who had dyslexia? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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96. Posted:

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! Get it, unique=you sneak?

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KAHN

97. Posted:

Wheels2050 wrote:

0LD_SK0OL_PUNK wrote:

Prof_Clayton wrote:

How do you dig a hole to China?
With a shovel.

FALSE. because of gravity, humans are pulled to the earth. but since the actual earth is outside the center, we live as close as we can to the center of the earth. if one were to dig a hole to china(and this is assuming that the earth is hollow, which in fact, it isnt.), one would not go to china, one would stay at the center of the earth, because that's where gravity is pulling you. i expected better of PROF_CLAYTON.

So how do you explain my ability to climb a ladder?

easy. gravity is the force pulling you down.when you climb a ladder, you use the force of your arm to pull you up. you apply more force than gravity.

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Bulbousaur

98. Posted:

What do you call a servant who likes citrus fruits?

A lemon-maid.

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Gioku

99. Posted:

Confucius say:
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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100. Posted:

Why shouldn't you go to the bathroom in front of a Pokemon?

Because it might Pikachu.

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