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61. Posted:

0LD_SK0OL_PUNK wrote:

3Dash wrote:

How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
You open up the door and put it in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
You take out the elephant and put in a giraffe.
There's a party for all the animals in the world. Which animal can't come?
The giraffe, it's stuck in the fridge.
To get to the party you have to go across crocodile-infested waters. How will you get across?
Just swim regularly, the crocodiles are all at the party.

you forgot the part with the plane, the old lady, and the bricks.

Yes, well, if I knew about it I would've posted it. I heard about it just the other day while I was at an event and really shouldn't have been telling jokes, so of course my friend and I were.

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62. Posted:

My English teacher told us this one:

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American, and a Mexican are all in a plane. The controls are jammed and the plane is going to crash, but there is only one parachute. So, the Englishman says "God save the Queen!" and jumps out. The Frenchman says "Viva la France!" and jumps out. The American says "Remember the Alamo!" and throws out the Mexican and takes the parachute.

ba dum tsss

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64. Posted:

There's a dating site for gamers.

Like we need it.

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65. Posted:

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila

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66. Posted:

All of you peoples jokes are BAD!

And you should all feel BAD!

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67. Posted:

I know a Bad Joke.

This Thread :P

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68. Posted:

A-Hungry-Banker wrote:

I know a Bad Joke.

This Thread :P

Prof_Clayton wrote:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
This thread.
Oh gawd.

Looks pretty similar to me.

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69. Posted:

What did the letter A say to b? C you later!

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70. Posted:

Sega does what Ninten-don't

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71. Posted:

why did old macdonald beat his chicken?
he wanted scrambled eggs
ba dum tssss

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72. Posted:

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

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73. Posted:

Why was the Energizer Bunny put in jail?
He was charged with battery.

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74. Posted:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape a horrible out dated joke.

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75. Posted:

The Deputy Prime Minister of England.

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76. Posted:

Where did (insert name here ) go after the explosion? Everywhere!!!

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77. Posted:

A drum and a cymbal fell down a hill...

Ba dum tssss

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SomeBitTripFan

78. Posted:

Chuck Norris is dumb.

POW POW CRASH

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mudjo

79. Posted:

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun guy!

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Noob_The_Third

80. Posted:

mudjo wrote:

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun guy!

But isn't fungi the plural and fungus is the singular? You don't say "One cacti"

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