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Sonicmon

41. Posted:

let's not, please — TBD

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best game ever SONIC CD!!!!
playing:anything i feel like right now >:3
i was MR-SEGA

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Happy_Mask

42. Posted:

@0LDSK0OL I found that last one hilarious for some odd reason. :P

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[16:08] LordJumpMad: Gotta look good my my next game u_u

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Banker-Style

43. Posted:

Watching Downton Abbey must be like watching Big Brother for the Queen.

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SirSmugleaf

44. Posted:

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2-DETOUR!!!!!!

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SirSmugleaf

45. Posted:

And, ha, you know what's funny?

Jokes!

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KAHN

46. Posted:

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i found this on my toilet at 2 AM and it scared the absolute poop out of me

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pntjr

47. Posted:

What's the deal with fried onions? are they onions, or are they fried?

ba dum tss

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Void

48. Posted:

Little Masters.

I used to travel the stars, then I discovered Earth, and these incredibly addicting things called 'Video Games.'
And they said you couldn't buy happiness!

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Void

49. Posted:

0LD_SK0OL_PUNK wrote:

i found this on my toilet at 2 AM and it scared the absolute poop out of me

What a nice, little, fuzzy, neon blue, seat cover you have.. ;)

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I used to travel the stars, then I discovered Earth, and these incredibly addicting things called 'Video Games.'
And they said you couldn't buy happiness!

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MAB

50. Posted:

I have a bad joke about playing golf, Tiger Woods and Shingi Mikami having a heart attack but TBD would not be impressed if I posted that little gem again ;)

MAB

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Banker-Style

51. Posted:

PPI claims.

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AddADashOfSalt

52. Posted:

How do two black holes greet each other?
With a gravitational wave.

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AddADashOfSalt

53. Posted:

How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
You open up the door and put it in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
You take out the elephant and put in a giraffe.
There's a party for all the animals in the world. Which animal can't come?
The giraffe, it's stuck in the fridge.
To get to the party you have to go across crocodile-infested waters. How will you get across?
Just swim regularly, the crocodiles are all at the party.

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KAHN

54. Posted:

3Dash wrote:

How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
You open up the door and put it in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
You take out the elephant and put in a giraffe.
There's a party for all the animals in the world. Which animal can't come?
The giraffe, it's stuck in the fridge.
To get to the party you have to go across crocodile-infested waters. How will you get across?
Just swim regularly, the crocodiles are all at the party.

you forgot the part with the plane, the old lady, and the bricks.

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SirSmugleaf

55. Posted:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other SLIDE!!!!

Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other TIDE!!!!!!!

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Odnetnin

56. Posted:

Dark_Oddy_Rises wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other...

slide.

PoshSnivy wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other SLIDE!!!!

Stealing my joke is not cool. :|

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MattEriks

57. Posted:

Two men were hunting in the woods when, all of a sudden, one man had a heart attack. The other called 911. Someone answered, and he said, "You've gotta come help me. The guy I was hunting with had a heart attack."

The person said, "Well, you've gotta make sure that he is dead."

So the hunter said, "Okay." Then he left the phone, there was a long pause, then a gun shot.
The hunter got back on the phone and said "Okay, now what?

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MattEriks

58. Posted:

did you take a shower this morning?
-are you missing one

do you know what the earth is called in latin?
-no tell us

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SirSmugleaf

59. Posted:

[quote=Dark_Oddy_Rises]

PoshSnivy wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other...

slide.

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Dark_Oddy_Rises wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other SLIDE!!!!

Stealing my joke is not cool. :|

Sorry, didn't see it.
No hard feelings, right?

But you gotta love the whale one, right??

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SirSmugleaf

60. Posted:

MattEriks wrote:

Two men were hunting in the woods when, all of a sudden, one man had a heart attack. The other called 911. Someone answered, and he said, "You've gotta come help me. The guy I was hunting with had a heart attack."

The person said, "Well, you've gotta make sure that he is dead."

So the hunter said, "Okay." Then he left the phone, there was a long pause, then a gun shot.
The hunter got back on the phone and said "Okay, now what?

Now that's what I call comedy!

Currently playing: Rhythm Heaven, Minecraft (XBLA), Pokemon B/W 2, Halo 4, The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave, Fallblox, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (GCN)

Will be playing soon: Paper Mario: Sticker Star, Cave Story +, Wii U: NSMBU, Nintendo Land, (And lots more!)