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Veloster

121. Posted:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to Al's toy barn on the other side!
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122. Posted:

Does "black" refer to people in that joke? If not, I don't get it. If so, you're dumb.

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Veloster

123. Posted:

Klimbatize wrote:

Does "black" refer to people in that joke? If not, I don't get it. If so, you're dumb.

^This.
It seriously better not be a reference to the people. :P

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124. Posted:

what was Steve Jobs' favorite movie?
Kill Bill :p

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125. Posted:

So this duck walks into a bar,
it gets shooed out because it's unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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126. Posted:

SirSmugleaf wrote:

Well, instead of me regurgitating them, just look at this site with many great jokes!
http://www.quickmeme.com/Anti-Joke-Chicken/popular/1/
(WARNING: many of these jokes are dangerously funny. Bladder leakage possible...)

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127. Posted:

What do you get when you cross a baby chicken with a fish? A Cheep Cheep!

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GuSolarFlare

128. Posted:

what happens when you plug a battery on an anemic hamster with giant pointy ears? you get a Pikachu!

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129. Posted:

You know the thing about Evolution is... it's science's way of basically saying there is such a thing as Universal Karma... and it is a B---h... you don't believe me?? Okay consider this... The T-Rex.. one of the most feared predators of his time... the mighty king of dinosaurs... that ate other huge dinosaurs to live.. it evolved into a chicken... a chicken is then forcefully evolved into a 8 piece meal deal... now tell me that ain't Karma...

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Veloster

130. Posted:

(From this post: http://www.quickmeme.com/Anti-Joke-Chicken/popular/1/)

"A man walks into a bar. And slowly alcoholism tears his family apart."

That got me hysterical. :D

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CrazyOtto

131. Posted:

On Twitter, there's the Anti Joke Apple

https://twitter.com/antijokeapple

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132. Posted:

Son: Dad! How come there aren't any Bruce Lee jokes? Chuck Norris has jokes. :(
Dad: Cause son, Bruce Lee ain't no joke.

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Jeremyx7

133. Posted:

ShadowFox254 wrote:

Son: Dad! How come there aren't any Bruce Lee jokes? Chuck Norris has jokes. :(
Dad: Cause son, Bruce Lee ain't no joke.

haha, I would actually consider this one a 'good' joke!

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GuSolarFlare

134. Posted:

Dad: son can you go to shoping some things for me?
Son: I can't, An object that is at rest will stay at rest.

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135. Posted:

It's good to see I didn't kill this thread, I was afraid that I had because after I made my last post it apparently disappeared for 7 months! ;)

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136. Posted:

So a brother and a sister are with their mom eating at a steakhouse... the mom is talking to the sister.. and the brother is listening to them.. his sister doing what she normally does acting like an Angel.. getting high praise from their mother.. while trashing her brother.. and telling mom all her brother's dirty laundry.. a few beers are served as he listens patiently.. and finally he looks at his sister and his mom and tells them he has a joke... a new knock knock joke.. so his mom listens intently.. her attention on the brother and sister...

Brother: Knock Knock

Sister: Who's there??

Brother: I won't do

Sister: I won't do who??

Brother: Exactly..

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Bulbousaur

137. Posted:

What do you call a servant who likes soft drinks?
A lemon-maid!

boo...

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Jeremyx7

138. Posted:

I've got a Monster Hunter joke for everyone today! Clears throat Here it goes...

What did the Hunter say to the Monster who called him on the phone?

.....'Uragaan?!'

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Gioku

139. Posted:

Jokes are like cheese: sometimes the best ones stink the most!

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Jeremyx7

140. Posted:

@Gioku Like my joke right?! Be honest..... xD

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