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Aviator

HAPPY 194th AUSTRALIA DAY

Celebrate the country that gave you;

  • Vegemite
  • Fosters
  • Kangaroo's as a mode of transportation
  • Dropbears
  • Water polo
  • Basting
  • Nekkidness
  • Lamb
  • Koalas
  • Meat pies
  • Lamingtons
  • Beaches
  • Thongs (no, not those type of thongs dirty mind)
  • BBQs
  • Hugh Jackman (you're welcome world)
  • Kylie Minogue (you're welcome England)
  • Ugg Boots (you're welcome everyone who doesn't live in Australia and thinks they're fashionable when they are obviously not)
  • Cricket
  • Crickets
  • Beach Cricket
  • Backyard Cricket
  • Street Cricket
  • Beach Volleyball
  • Budgie smugglers
  • Board shorts
  • Sunscreen
  • Zinc
  • Surfing
  • Sharks
  • Lifesaving

and most importantly...

ME!!

So grab a lamb chop, open up a can of fosters, and enjoy the day where we celebrate Australia, the greatest country in the world!!

note: that video may/may not work for those who live outside of Australia. If it doesn't work, I'm sorry, but you miss out on an amazing piece of music

Edited on by Aviator

QUEEN OF SASS

It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!

Rensch

There were several words not in my vocabulary on that list. Either way, happy Australia Day to the Aussies.

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The_Fox

Here's to you Australia!

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k8sMum

great list, for the most part (ie vegemite); but you forgot 'warm beer'. happy australia day nonetheless.

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theblackdragon

Aviator wrote:

  • Budgie smugglers

i have learned two things today:
(a) Speedo was founded in Australia, did not know (or really care about) that before
(b) a new name for the banana-hammock, holy crap i can't stop laughing

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lord_hades

Aviator wrote:

  • Cricket
    [/sub]

cricket actually came from England

i am hades true leader of the underworld. i must bid you ado

JayArr

Happy Australia Day!

I wish I was there with you in the warm summer air enjoying some good food and getting pissed off of some excellent Austrian beer and brawling drunken bogans in the street.

Would be good times......

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Macattack

Oh yes, how I do love me some good lamb on a BBQ. Great list, btw. I enjoy most of the things on it. (except vegemite... -shiver-)

@JayArr: It's actually quite hot there at the moment. I've got family there in South Australia, and they say it's been about 105-118 almost everyday. (I've been there during the summer myself and it's very hot) Although some parts of Australia aren't so bad in the summer, I personally enjoy the fall and winter months the most.

Happy Australia Day!

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Aviator

@k8sMum Warm beer is a product of England. We keep our beer cool, we know how to – we invented refrigerators and ice.

QUEEN OF SASS

It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!

sykotek

Celebrate the country (factually inaccurate) that gave you;
Vegemite ...eh, it's alright
Fosters ...I've had better
Kangaroo's as a mode of transportation ...cars are better
Dropbears ...fake
Water polo ...real polo = superior
Basting ...deep frying = better
Nekkidness ...pretty sure that's not true
Lamb ...yuck, too musky
Koalas ...useless
Meat pies ...I prefer piroshkis
Lamingtons ...meh, sponge cake
Beaches ...pretty sure that's not true
Thongs (no, not those type of thongs dirty mind) ...well, what thongs are you talking about?
BBQs ...pretty sure that isn't true
Hugh Jackman (you're welcome world) ...he sucks at acting, watch The Fountain, garbage
Kylie Minogue (you're welcome England) ...she sucks at acting, watch Street Fighter, garbage
Ugg Boots (you're welcome everyone who doesn't live in Australia and thinks they're fashionable when they are obviously not) ...all the more reason to hate Australia
Cricket ...baseball is better...not by much
Crickets ...scary little buggers
Beach Cricket ...beach volleyball is better
Backyard Cricket ...digging holes is better
Street Cricket ...kicking rocks is better
Beach Volleyball ...pretty sure that's not true
Budgie smugglers ...er, no
Board shorts ...they are whatevs, especially in cold weather
Sunscreen ...burns when it gets in our eyes
Zinc ...pretty sure that's not true
Surfing ...pretty sure that's not true
Sharks ...sharks are everywhere
Lifesaving ...pretty sure that's not true
and most importantly...
@Aviator ...okay, this one is not in dispute, this one is pretty awesome.

Okay, so, it's official, Navi is the best thing to have ever come from Australia.

HAPPY 194th AUSTRALIAAviator DAY!!

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C-195

Hooray for all real Australians!

C-195

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Gamesake

sykotek wrote:

Beach Cricket ...beach volleyball is better

Yeah, but they have topless beaches.

...in my pants.

BlueToad

Happy Australia Day! I live in Perth so today will be about 40 degrees celcius

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