Every time I look at the computer screen, I constantly see an add to buy Shin Megami Tensei IV and Fire Emblem Awakening. Am I going crazy?

Where are you from?

wheres my damn toilet!

@DeviousCrossing: Why don't we have a 'look of disapproval' smiley yet? Same reason there's no :3 smiley yet. it just wouldn't be as much fun anyway :3

@Void: Topics were sticky-able on the 16th of May, but i think you've figured that out already :3

@Pinkie_Pikpik: As of right now, we've got 2,377 user accounts banned.

@Kyloctopus: To be absolutely honest, i didn't pay much attention to the E3 festivities. I was too busy doing other things D:

@ogo79: Earthbound doesn't hate you... not anymore :3

@Crazybrain1: How do I keep track? I don't. I just let the questions all pile up until i've got a good number to answer, and then i go with it. or i wait until i'm finally reminded that i have unanswered questions waiting.
_{like this time around D:}

@Jaz007: lz is right — if it wasn't for users who enjoy posting controversial comments just to get a rise out of other people instead of commenting constructively and being interested in having an honest discussion with others, it wouldn't be a problem at all. i do get annoyed, but it can't be helped.

Also, lz can't ban people, so LJM remains immune, it seems :3

@Nobodys_Angel: (I'm going to go ahead and take your question at face value as opposed to following along with the joke, if you don't mind :3) Actually, I've known lz for years now. He does hold the record for bans from NL, but they were all joke bans — he's never been seriously banned from here. As for why he was chosen as a moderator, I know he's familiar with our Community Rules due to the comments he's reported over the years, he can be genuinely helpful with new users and constructive when dealing with touchy topics when he wants to be, and given his background as a teacher, I'm fairly confident that he's got the patience, maturity, and level of professionalism it takes to deal with the sort of BS that goes on around here sometimes.

@MrsPickles: Naah, if we banned people just for being losers we'd have no users left >:3
_{just kidding~ :3}

@lzQuacker: quit answering my questions, gb2 your own 'ask' thread >:[

@CaptainSquid: you say 'the' banhammer as if we don't have any other way of getting rid of such a person for such a horrible, terrible, unforgivable crime, haha...
_{y'know, since you asked and all. hypothetically.}

@MMorales: whose posts make me laugh the most? probably LJM, MetallicDonkey/Krimbatize, and our own Philip_J_Reed are toward the top of that list. there are others, but as of right now those guys have consistently made me lol for a while now. :3

@Jaz007: no, but at least i've been able to sleep at night knowing that there's a chance someone else will be around to take care of things in my absence :3

@Happy_Mask: very happy

@Jaz007: Pop Culture Refs in AC:NL is easily my new favorite — i even put it into my signature. :3

@Bobhobob: I don't think so, no. putting together a video was such a pain in the tail end, and at least typing out answers is something I can do in my downtime at work — i can't record myself answering questions here at the shop. they'd make fun of me and probably moon the camera behind my back or something... it'd be awful D:

@Kylo: it's funny you ask that — i pulled a muscle or something sometime before this past Sunday, and it finally got so bad yesterday morning that i couldn't move my neck it hurt so bad and i couldn't sleep. thankfully i had the day off from job#1, so i could chillax and not have to move or go anywhere (and i was able to get in a nap), and finally i think i've pinned it down to something in my right shoulder. idk what i pulled, but having to work through it isn't helping at all, it still really hurts and there's not much I can do, but at least i know it's my shoulder now and not my neck that's actually hurt. i'm off of both jobs on Sunday, so i'm looking forward to another day of rest.

@Mahary: Ronin Warriors/Yoroiden: Samurai Troopers has been a favorite of mine for a very long time.

@KAHN: remind me why I haven't banned you again? I'm having a hard time remembering why I chose to let you slide :/

@LJM: I'll take your $5, but i'll need another $295 before I admit to anything...
_{hey, i gots ta get mah WiiU money from somewhere ;__;}

@Big-Luigi: I'm still not sure on that one. I jumped into Sticker Star with both feet and absolutely regretted every second, so I think i'm going to wait until some of my friends let me know how Dream Team is

@Jaz007: Sounds I hate include fingernails on chalkboards, fire alarms, and LJM squealing as Emmy gets her claws into him.
_{the latter is fun to watch, just gotta have the ol' earplugs in or something :3}

@Emmy: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~ :3

@Nobodys_Angel: I did indeed watch Power Rangers — i watched all the way up from the original series through Zeo. Turbo was where I stopped watching, when that little kid became the blue ranger; he annoyed the stuff outta me, and plus all the other rangers were replaced by other people. I remember I didn't like the series when it first started, my little brother was the one who was watching it, but then i got hooked, lol.

Also, my favorite anime again is Ronin Warriors/YST. My favorite TV show often fluctuates, but for right now let's call it at Hell's Kitchen since the current season is about to finish like next week or something :3

@Jaz007: idk, i've probably been working on 'em for a solid 45 minutes or so.

@Tasuki: Straight tequila is probably my favorite alcoholic drink (reposado plz), though if we're talking mixed drinks of some sort, rum and coke is fine. a long island would be better, though :3

@Kylo: You might be, especially if you haven't taken advantage of that deal yet. if you're interested in SMTIV at all, now's the time, my friend :3

@Nobodys_Angel: I'm from Florida.

@ogo79: I don't know what you're talking about — I don't have any toilet of yours. All the toilets I have are mine >:[

Chocolate chips, or sprinkles?

How come you don't answer these questions in video form? Also will the world end when your long time enemy thewhitedragon appears?

@mamp
Never fear, the White Dragon was defeated quite some time ago!
http://www.nintendolife.com/users/thewhitedragon

YAY!!!

Weirdest post you've ever seen on NintendoLife?

When shall JumpMad feel mah wrath? :3

Do you still ban LZ?

I'm coming for you ducky.... as soon as I get the use to controlling this thing. >.>

_{Can I ban LJM pweeeeeease for one minute? :3}

Quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack :3

What is your opinion of Adventure Time?

Is Digimon really a rip-off of Pokemon? :3

I never troll on this site so how many chances do I get to troll before I'm on the verge of being banned?

hahaha this is a good question

I'm interested in this also except with a slightly less spotless trolling record lol

Who are the 3 biggest trolls on this website? Not counting @LJM And @Emeralds,As they would obviously go on that list. :3

Do you fancy a Jelly-filled Donut?

Is TBD racist against white dragons?