Topic: Ask theblackdragon.

When does the Narwhal Bacon?

@DarkLloyd: no problemo

@Void: roast turtle is more succulent and juicy than roast boar, but it doesn't have that melty crunch of crispy bacon. however, it pairs with bacon beautifully~

@Kyloctopus: thanks, and I don't have a Wii U yet, so we'll see how I feel about it once I get one :3

@AmazingPopo_Man: I do enjoy Zelda games, and my favorite for a long time was Ocarina of Time.

@0LD_SK0OL_PUNK: whichever system they release that Xeno game for will do fabulously, I think.

@WaveBoy: I think we may have had the aspartame discussion before...? either way, sucralose gives me a nasty headache, saccharin tastes horrible to me, and full-sugar drinks are just too sweet. besides that, aspartame is the most heavily tested food additive on the face of the planet and every time it comes up just fine, so I'll take my chances. we're all gonna die of something anyway, aren't we? :3

@MrNiceGuy: I prefer cities, mainly because there's more to do and i can usually walk to wherever I'm going. rural areas are nice for a while, but then i get bored :3

@Happy_Mask: it will indeed! :3

@ogo: yellow snow is usually caused when you don't listen to your mother's advice and persuade her that you don't have to go before you leave the house. you can try eating it if you want, it won't kill you or anything, but don't expect your girlfriend to kiss you ever again once she finds out. eww.

@Jaz007: Because I don't really have the money or time for the Nintendo consoles I own, much less a PS3 and a 360 too, lol. That, and most of the games I've wanted have been for Nintendo systems anyway.

@Happy_Mask: I might, i might not. the main reason i've been wanting to try this one is because i can turn off the permadeath thing. :3

@Kyloctopus: no.

@mudjo: You might want to talk to your guidance counselor and/or your school coaches to see what sports would be good for you to try.

@Starman-Super: Wednesday.

Grilled lz wings or fried lz wings?

Dragon! are you going to share that turtle >:[

@turtledinner: grilled, please! i filled up on turtle bacon earlier, i should start watching my dragonish figure

@LJM: ... what turtle? :3

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Would you attend a fanboy convention for 1 million dollars? :3

Falcon or Punch? :3

Do you get really annoyed when people automatically think you're a dude?

Get a Vita!

How many threads have you locked from your start as an admin?

How many tunes have you used the ban hammer? Who is currently banned right now?

Will you attempt a run of FE:A on classic?

Why do you still use your christmas avatar?

Do the Harlem Shake

How accurate is this depiction of LJM?

How many members of Nintendo Life are there? How many members have avatars?

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck had loving parents, a non-abusive family, didn't suffer from depression, didn't have extreme OCD, wasn't born paraplegic, and was wanted and useful in every day society.

Fixed that for you.

What's your favorite GCN game? :3