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Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

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Mahemoth

Mahemoth

1,921. Posted:

How else are they going to eat?

Why do trees have leaves?

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Miss_Dark

Miss_Dark

1,922. Posted:

cause the bees with sleeves sit on the leaves of the trees

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SkywardLink98

SkywardLink98

1,923. Posted:

Because Spanjard sounds cooler,
Why are trees made of wood?

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GuSolarFlare

GuSolarFlare

1,924. Posted:

it's so woodpeckers can peck them
why is electricity so shocking?

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Miss_Dark

Miss_Dark

1,925. Posted:

so you can get thrilled when you touch it

why do farts smell like farts?

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HappyHappyist

HappyHappyist

1,926. Posted:

despite popular belief, farts are like sharks; they have brains and they're aggressive. farts are sort of like heat-seeking missiles, and they look for anything living and pollute the air.

who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

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GuSolarFlare

GuSolarFlare

1,927. Posted:

it was Link! he loves breaking jars so took the cookie and left the jar alone.
why is water so wet?

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Mahemoth

Mahemoth

1,928. Posted:

Because it's in the water.

Why do we sit on chairs when we can stand on them?

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Miss_Dark

Miss_Dark

1,929. Posted:

Cause they vibrate when a heavy truck is driving underneath your floor

Why do heavy trucks make the floor vibrate?

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GuSolarFlare

GuSolarFlare

1,930. Posted:

because the air is shaky near spooky houses
can you say a word you can't pronounce?

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SmashMario

SmashMario

1,931. Posted:

Because his voice is girlish
Is Justin Bieber your idol?

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GuSolarFlare

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1,932. Posted:

looks at thread name and notices the answer must be stupid
my answer is yes.
did death die?

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Mahemoth

Mahemoth

1,933. Posted:

Yes, life killed him.

Why is the sun so small?

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mystman12

mystman12

1,934. Posted:

Because it's really, really close, so close in fact that you can touch it!

Why do snowmen only come to life when they wear a hat?

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Miss_Dark

Miss_Dark

1,935. Posted:

because a real man says you can leave your hat on

why use a machine when you can do it yourself?

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mystman12

mystman12

1,936. Posted:

Because it makes the machine feel good about itself.

Why do we build legos, instead of legos building us?

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UnknownNico

UnknownNico

1,937. Posted:

They do that in Russia.

Why is EA EA?

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Dave24

Dave24

1,938. Posted:

Because EA does what EA does, because EA is EA.

What will happen to Indiana Jones with Disney?

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CanisWolfred

CanisWolfred

1,939. Posted:

They'll lock Harrison Ford in Big Thunder Mountain, and he'll have to find a way to escape across lava pits, past poisoned spikes, away from rolling boulders, and though waves upon waves of angry tourists/fanboys.

I'm commenting in this thread. Have I lost my mind?

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SheldonRandoms

SheldonRandoms

1,940. Posted:

Mind, you had mind, it was here that I saw Spiderman tell table "apple taken the tissues!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

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