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1,641. Posted: Tue 16th Oct 2012 15:02 BST
Because everyone was laughing too hard.
If I got back in time and shoot myself, did I ever shoot myself?
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I’ve been waiting to smile,
Been holding it in for a while,
Take you with me if I can
Been dreaming of this since a child
I'm on top of the world.
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1,642. Posted: Tue 16th Oct 2012 15:41 BST
No you shot a Transformer.
I wish I had a Tesco.
Nintendo Network ID: Da-Banker
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1,643. Posted: Fri 19th Oct 2012 04:54 BST
But Chimpanzees don't attend the Scooby-Doo opera.
What does it take to make a horse drink tea in the space station?
Edited on Fri 19th October, 2012 @ 04:54 by Wonder_Ideal
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I believe that once one has spotted a UFO it becomes an IFO(Identified Flying Object) as you have identified it then as being unidentified. -@3Dash
Nintendo Network ID: Ideal_Hero
1,644. Posted: Fri 19th Oct 2012 14:22 BST
It takes a Horse who likes to say "It's one small step for Horse's,and one giant leap for Horse kind"
What will happen to humans in 9 trillion,69 billion,978 million,and 748 hundred thousand,and 98 years time?
1,645. Posted: Fri 19th Oct 2012 15:35 BST
there will be a robot revolution,and robots will walk humans
why did the axew cross the road?
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My favorite color of the alphabet is 25.
Nintendo Network ID: DeviousCrossing
1,646. Posted: Fri 19th Oct 2012 17:11 BST
Because it was running away from home after it couldn't pre-order Wii U.
If a train travels down a rickety track at 200 mph in the Swiss Alps while transporting a cargo of exotic Norwegian pastries, when will I finish doing the laundry?
I foresee what you'll do there.
-The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is. ~Winston Churchill
Nintendo Network ID: True_Hero
1,647. Posted: Sun 21st Oct 2012 21:46 BST
Your wife will do it.
A dog crosses the road,while it's owner is having a sleep in his bed.What is the dog doing ?
1,648. Posted: Sun 21st Oct 2012 23:05 BST
Crossing a road.
How much wood would a wood chuck could chuck wood while chuck Norris chucks wood chucks chucking wood?
I izz anti-not good at teh grammerrzz.
If at first you don't succeed, ragequit.
Prepare for the worst, but hope for the best.
Love is too mainstream, haters gonna hate~
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Nintendo Network ID: Tricoloryoshi
1,649. Posted: Sun 21st Oct 2012 23:54 BST
None, Chuck Norris is chucking the wood chucks, thus putting them in so much awe they become paralyzed.
If a toucan sells Fruit Loops, what sells Cheerios?
Edited on Sun 21st October, 2012 @ 23:55 by KiwiPanda
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1,650. Posted: Mon 22nd Oct 2012 00:11 BST
Woodchucks, not bees.
Why did the joker kill robin?
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1,651. Posted: Mon 22nd Oct 2012 00:13 BST
Because he laid an egg
Bread, why do I need to pee?
Nintendo Network ID: Bulbousaur
1,652. Posted: Mon 22nd Oct 2012 00:21 BST
Because gravity stops it coming out the way it came in.
Why didn't Shacho cross the road?
This is a signature.
I mentioned signatures, which makes this a meta-signature,
A meta-signature mentioning meta-signatures is a meta-meta-signature.
Hence, this signature is infinitely meta. Does Meta-Knight have a self-awareness of his own name?
1,653. Posted: Mon 22nd Oct 2012 15:07 BST
Because he had a big bum.
What word can you make out of viuvribxvivsnbib?
1,654. Posted: Tue 23rd Oct 2012 01:22 BST
A demonic word that shall not be spoken by man unless the speaker wished the apocalypse on us.
Cute bunnies and rainbows, why do I constantly think of you?
1,655. Posted: Tue 23rd Oct 2012 12:31 BST
Because there's nothing more manlier than Bunnies and Rainbows.
Who's the next President of America?
1,656. Posted: Tue 23rd Oct 2012 17:56 BST
The one who only eats mustard.
Can the currency in the US become pounds of cheese?
You have the right to disagree with me and the ability to consider anything truly valid about what I say; Please exercise both.
A Vacation is a Click Away!
My Avatar: Where Doge Coin is Going
Where's the Poetry? I'm lazy.
Nintendo Network ID: SomeBitTripFan
1,657. Posted: Tue 23rd Oct 2012 21:57 BST
Only if it is mozzarella matured for 28 days, 6 hours and 32 minutes EXACTLY.
Why do I need to hide my kids, wife and husband?
1,658. Posted: Wed 24th Oct 2012 00:51 BST
To protect them from demonic hamsters.
Oh my god what the heck was the what the what the what?
1,659. Posted: Wed 24th Oct 2012 14:00 BST
Yoshi driving a car.
Why does Peach always get kidnapped by Bowser?
1,660. Posted: Wed 24th Oct 2012 14:05 BST
because peaches toad guards are weak
why is pikmin so awesome?