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1,641. Posted: Thu 27th Sep 2012 04:21 BST
I need a legit mate
Lumber, metal, bugs, or wax?
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Must finish my backlagg or at least get close this year
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1,642. Posted: Tue 16th Oct 2012 02:21 BST
Wax, because people grow it quickly.
Why is this forum of people severely lacking in prescence?
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1,643. Posted: Tue 16th Oct 2012 15:02 BST
Because everyone was laughing too hard.
If I got back in time and shoot myself, did I ever shoot myself?
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1,644. Posted: Tue 16th Oct 2012 15:41 BST
No you shot a Transformer.
I wish I had a Tesco.
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1,645. Posted: Fri 19th Oct 2012 04:54 BST
But Chimpanzees don't attend the Scooby-Doo opera.
What does it take to make a horse drink tea in the space station?
Edited on Fri 19th October, 2012 @ 04:54 by Wonder_Ideal
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1,646. Posted: Fri 19th Oct 2012 14:22 BST
It takes a Horse who likes to say "It's one small step for Horse's,and one giant leap for Horse kind"
What will happen to humans in 9 trillion,69 billion,978 million,and 748 hundred thousand,and 98 years time?
1,647. Posted: Fri 19th Oct 2012 15:35 BST
there will be a robot revolution,and robots will walk humans
why did the axew cross the road?
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1,648. Posted: Fri 19th Oct 2012 17:11 BST
Because it was running away from home after it couldn't pre-order Wii U.
If a train travels down a rickety track at 200 mph in the Swiss Alps while transporting a cargo of exotic Norwegian pastries, when will I finish doing the laundry?
I foresee what you'll do there.
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1,649. Posted: Sun 21st Oct 2012 21:46 BST
Your wife will do it.
A dog crosses the road,while it's owner is having a sleep in his bed.What is the dog doing ?
1,650. Posted: Sun 21st Oct 2012 23:05 BST
Crossing a road.
How much wood would a wood chuck could chuck wood while chuck Norris chucks wood chucks chucking wood?
I izz anti-not good at teh grammerrzz.
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Prepare for the worst, but hope for the best.
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1,651. Posted: Sun 21st Oct 2012 23:54 BST
None, Chuck Norris is chucking the wood chucks, thus putting them in so much awe they become paralyzed.
If a toucan sells Fruit Loops, what sells Cheerios?
Edited on Sun 21st October, 2012 @ 23:55 by KiwiPanda
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1,652. Posted: Mon 22nd Oct 2012 00:11 BST
Woodchucks, not bees.
Why did the joker kill robin?
1,653. Posted: Mon 22nd Oct 2012 00:13 BST
Because he laid an egg
Bread, why do I need to pee?
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1,654. Posted: Mon 22nd Oct 2012 00:21 BST
Because gravity stops it coming out the way it came in.
Why didn't Shacho cross the road?
This is a signature.
I mentioned signatures, which makes this a meta-signature,
A meta-signature mentioning meta-signatures is a meta-meta-signature.
Hence, this signature is infinitely meta. Does Meta-Knight have a self-awareness of his own name?
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1,655. Posted: Mon 22nd Oct 2012 15:07 BST
Because he had a big bum.
What word can you make out of viuvribxvivsnbib?
1,656. Posted: Tue 23rd Oct 2012 01:22 BST
A demonic word that shall not be spoken by man unless the speaker wished the apocalypse on us.
Cute bunnies and rainbows, why do I constantly think of you?
1,657. Posted: Tue 23rd Oct 2012 12:31 BST
Because there's nothing more manlier than Bunnies and Rainbows.
Who's the next President of America?
1,658. Posted: Tue 23rd Oct 2012 17:56 BST
The one who only eats mustard.
Can the currency in the US become pounds of cheese?
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1,659. Posted: Tue 23rd Oct 2012 21:57 BST
Only if it is mozzarella matured for 28 days, 6 hours and 32 minutes EXACTLY.
Why do I need to hide my kids, wife and husband?
1,660. Posted: Wed 24th Oct 2012 00:51 BST
To protect them from demonic hamsters.
Oh my god what the heck was the what the what the what?