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Hokori

1,641. Posted:

I need a legit mate :(
Lumber, metal, bugs, or wax?

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Happy_Mask

1,642. Posted:

Wax, because people grow it quickly.
Why is this forum of people severely lacking in prescence?

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AddADashOfSalt

1,643. Posted:

Because everyone was laughing too hard.
If I got back in time and shoot myself, did I ever shoot myself?

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Banker-Style

1,644. Posted:

No you shot a Transformer.

I wish I had a Tesco.

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Wonder_Ideal

1,645. Posted:

But Chimpanzees don't attend the Scooby-Doo opera.
What does it take to make a horse drink tea in the space station?

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Banker-Style

1,646. Posted:

It takes a Horse who likes to say "It's one small step for Horse's,and one giant leap for Horse kind"

What will happen to humans in 9 trillion,69 billion,978 million,and 748 hundred thousand,and 98 years time?

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WarioMan

1,647. Posted:

there will be a robot revolution,and robots will walk humans
why did the axew cross the road?

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True_Hero

1,648. Posted:

Because it was running away from home after it couldn't pre-order Wii U.
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Banker-Style

1,649. Posted:

Your wife will do it.

A dog crosses the road,while it's owner is having a sleep in his bed.What is the dog doing ?

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Tricoloryoshi

1,650. Posted:

Crossing a road.
How much wood would a wood chuck could chuck wood while chuck Norris chucks wood chucks chucking wood?

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KiwiPanda

1,651. Posted:

None, Chuck Norris is chucking the wood chucks, thus putting them in so much awe they become paralyzed.
If a toucan sells Fruit Loops, what sells Cheerios?

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Happy_Mask

1,652. Posted:

Woodchucks, not bees.
Why did the joker kill robin?

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Bulbousaur

1,653. Posted:

Because he laid an egg :p

Bread, why do I need to pee?

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mudjo

1,654. Posted:

Because gravity stops it coming out the way it came in.

Why didn't Shacho cross the road?

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Banker-Style

1,655. Posted:

Because he had a big bum.

What word can you make out of viuvribxvivsnbib?

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Bulbousaur

1,656. Posted:

A demonic word that shall not be spoken by man unless the speaker wished the apocalypse on us.

Cute bunnies and rainbows, why do I constantly think of you?

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Banker-Style

1,657. Posted:

Because there's nothing more manlier than Bunnies and Rainbows.

Who's the next President of America?

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SomeBitTripFan

1,658. Posted:

The one who only eats mustard.
Can the currency in the US become pounds of cheese?

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Bulbousaur

1,659. Posted:

Only if it is mozzarella matured for 28 days, 6 hours and 32 minutes EXACTLY.

Why do I need to hide my kids, wife and husband?

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Tricoloryoshi

1,660. Posted:

To protect them from demonic hamsters.
Oh my god what the heck was the what the what the what?

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