Mr Magic Monkey Milkshake

Am I a Legend?

Last i checked, no.

What's the story?

The Never Ending Story Pt 9
Ima ask you once more , WHO SENT YOU !

I-I-Ive told you, it was TBD...

Who's there!?

I am. Mr. Ryan, (if that even is your real name) it has come to my attention that you are an enemy spy. I cannot continue my plans to use mind control to subliminally take over NL when the enemy has a mole in my midst. Months worth of planning... Worthless... So I will ask you this once... Why would you give me away?

I was only taking orders. I was told not to let anyone take over NL at all costs. Im sorry to say that im also under strict orders to exterminate anyone who tries. Any last words?

Quite a few. While you were telling me how you decieved me, I sent a telepathic message to my most loyal follower. He's right behind you. Now that the tables have turned, Any last words Mr.O?

Ah, the old telepathic trick. You are a clever one Master Happy but im far more intelligent than you. You see, this is a holographic communicator, quite fancy if i do say so myself. Oh, and by the way ive set up a timed explosive. Would you like me to pass any messages on to your family or friends?

Yes. Tell my dog I'll be home soon, because I am actually speaking to you through an android, and the real me is safely positioned in my private aircraft. I suppose you have rid of my henchman, but that's okay, I never really liked him anyway. But you have forgotten that I have many more bases, and incidentally, more henchmen, several of which are pinpointing and approaching your location. Your move, Mr.O?

You are a stubbon one Master Mask. It seems your getting the better of me. But i wont give up that easily. Luckily i picked up your signal from you using your droid and have tracked your location and where your jet is heading. I shall have a very special welcome gift for you. Are you excited?

Normally I would be, but I foresaw this, and I was ready. I fled to my submarine, and set 3 jets on a collision course with your base. If I can't have NL towers, no one can. How does it make you feel that you have failed your beloved NL?

It makes me feel happy because i am your conscience. Why do think you knew what i was going to do? Its because i am your mind. I am the one that told you to take over NL but the good side of you tried to stop you but failed in doing so. Once NL is destroyed your good side of you will die. Now the question is, do you want your good side to go?

Well played me, well played... But what I don't realize, is that there is a secret way to self destruct the aircrafts! All I have to do is play a russian song!

_{...Wait a second...} I'm evil! I just foiled my own plot! You're a clever one... Tell you what, when I rule NL you can be my righthand man, if you don't turn me in to the staff. What say you?

Im sorry but i would rather work in McDonalds. Cant say no now can we?

The only payment you would receive would be the glory of being in my presence! Is that not satisfactory?

I am your happy and you are my mask so you would be satisfied with MY presence. Do you understand? (im going to bed soon, so this might be my last comment, so goodnight )

Lol, I'm probably more confused than you right now. :3
But to bring this thread back to the mother ship, When can I has cheezburger?

When cheezburger haz you, which is 4 hours in da Soviet Union.
WHAT IS GURL?

a female with bigs
what do dogs eat

Something men obsess over, but only a few can get.
Why can't I get teh ladies?