Honestly I'm really confused by that question and am just going to fogret I ever read it.

We're on a forum, and this is crazy, but I am asking you a question, so answer it maybe?

Oh, salutations in a language you've never heard of, and probably won't bother looking it up. Greetings, and welcome to Ask a Stupid question, Get a Stupid Answer.

That's a very good question, and the answer is; tenderloin chicken.

With onions.

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

It's called reversed Psycology; Spaghetti brain!

Why can't we breathe water? I mean it has oxygen and hydrogen, both clearly found in the air we breathe.

Because there are no mermen to convert the water for us

why does gizmondo own 3DS so much?

That's a very good question, and the answer is: because water is a secret agent on a mission to destroy humanity. You see, one day, mother nature and father nature were fiddling around, when all of a sudden, mother nature had a spill. Since her dress got all wet, she went into her room to change. She then realized the mess was all over her, and decided to take a shower. After she was done in the shower, it was getting pretty late, and she was very tired. She quietly, and delicately put away all her jewels in a case, combed her hair, removed her makeup, and was contemplating what nightgown she should wear. That's when father nature came in from behind, and obstructed for you own sanity.

And that's how the chicken crossed the road.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

That's a very good question, and the answer is: they were paid to do so. But not by Nintendo, oh no. You see, one day, small aliens were watching the E3 2010 broadcast, and saw the Nintendo 3DS. They loved it.

So, they waited a year or two for the system to be popular, and violently assaulted the Gizmodo offices, gunning down thousands of innocent turkeys. The wales had no choice but to retaliate, bringing in Pokemon into the fight. Unfortunately, this upset the people of Hyrule causing mass hysteria.

And they all brutally massacred the chickens, and lived happily ever after.

Yes.

Why is bluetooth not blue? Where's the tooth?

It's invisible.

Why makes McDonalds so Mcing tasty?

That's a very good question, and the answer is: cunnilingus with a chicken.

Why would a woodchuck chuck wood if wood chuck can't chuck woodchucks chucking wood chucking Chuck Norris?

Erm... Batman! You can't go wrong with Batman!

Why was Transformers 3 such a bad movie? ( Like if I didn't already know the answer...)

Too much Wheelie, not enough Defensor.

Am I the only one on these forums who thinks that apples grow on apple trees?

That's a very good question, and the answer is: yes you are. You have brought shame upon the House of SonyLife, completely and utterly disregarded all barriers of time and space, broke every law put in place to stop radicals like you from thinking that way. The chicken is coming after you, and don't you try to escape for the rats shall seize the pumpkins by the head and fate shall unwind, revealing the location of the Lost City itself.

Hamster Jelly.

With onions.

What's your favorite number? Remember; there is only one right answer.

Kumquats.

With a side of hamster jelly.

Yes.

My favorite number is your mom's. See, I even have it on speed dial right here.

**Rrrrring**
"Heeeey cutie pie, I was thinking about you and I've got plans for us tonight...."
Oops, I apparently just ass-dialed.

Why am I so awesome?

cuz your not
whay dont chickens fly

Because then we couldn't eat them.

Why am I so angry lately?

ermm you now why
why have i been addicted to dynasty warrior gundam 3 lately and i hate the dyansty warrior sereis

Because that's not a DW game. It's a tasty sammich.

What did the mermaid see a movie?

Sea
Where will I meet my love?

Japan, obviously.

What did Nintendo do to make the 3DS XL so freaking awesome?!

Gave it a mega mushroom
Will I impress my love with Kareoke skills?

Maybe one day...
Why is my dog fat?