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geek-master

no. houses live in people
why does skype suck so bad on android?

This is ground control to major Tom, you've really made the grade. And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

Mieu-Fire

because android sucks on skype
why are people so obsessed with COD

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JustAnotherUser

cause it's hardcore, theres blood and graphiks are amasing.
Is Michael Patcher your favourite analyst?

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GamerZack87

No, my favourite annelids are the ones in the Worms series.

Did you hear about this hot new developer in WarioWare: D.I.Y.? They say his skills are average at best. Heard of him, have ye?

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CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Banker-Style

Yeah I heard of him,his name is Barack Obama,and most of his games involve him playing basketball.

Do you do it on a do dar day?

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GamerZack87

I think the real question here is "Do you do it on a do-da-day?".

Did you remember to buy a bottle of trash, feed the milk, walk the baby, put your dogs back into your toy chest and take out the toys?

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CHINK
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Snagrio

Nope, because I was too busy having my video games play me.

If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

Snagrio

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TheKingOfTown

Because he got suspended from school yesterday.
What if I got suspended on the first day of school this Monday?

Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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GamerZack87

Because your TV's speakers are filled with peanut oil butter brittle clusters.

Did you know that there is a 51st US state called Yomom?

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CHINK
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HADAA

Yes, and I heard that bachelors love to go and have fun in Yomom. Even I visit Yomom once in a while too.

Why do I suck at New Super Mario Brothers 2?

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GamerZack87

Because practice makes perfect. Then again, nobody's perfect...okay, I'm confused.

GamerZack is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
How could that happen? Am I a Pokemon?!

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CHINK
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TheKingOfTown

Yes. You are a secret legendary in Gen 6 that has just been revealed.
Am I a Digimon?

Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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FriedSquid

Honestly I'm really confused by that question and am just going to fogret I ever read it.

We're on a forum, and this is crazy, but I am asking you a question, so answer it maybe?

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GuardianKing

Oh, salutations in a language you've never heard of, and probably won't bother looking it up. Greetings, and welcome to Ask a Stupid question, Get a Stupid Answer.

MechaSquid wrote:

Honestly I'm really confused by that question and am just going to fogret I ever read it.

We're on a forum, and this is crazy, but I am asking you a question, so answer it maybe?

That's a very good question, and the answer is; tenderloin chicken.

With onions.

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

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MikeDanger

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

It's called reversed Psycology; Spaghetti brain!

Why can't we breathe water? I mean it has oxygen and hydrogen, both clearly found in the air we breathe.

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Reala

Because there are no mermen to convert the water for us

why does gizmondo own 3DS so much?

Reala

GuardianKing

MikeDanger1 wrote:

Why can't we breathe water? I mean it has oxygen and hydrogen, both clearly found in the air we breathe.

That's a very good question, and the answer is: because water is a secret agent on a mission to destroy humanity. You see, one day, mother nature and father nature were fiddling around, when all of a sudden, mother nature had a spill. Since her dress got all wet, she went into her room to change. She then realized the mess was all over her, and decided to take a shower. After she was done in the shower, it was getting pretty late, and she was very tired. She quietly, and delicately put away all her jewels in a case, combed her hair, removed her makeup, and was contemplating what nightgown she should wear. That's when father nature came in from behind, and obstructed for you own sanity.

And that's how the chicken crossed the road.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

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GuardianKing

Reala wrote:

why does gizmondo own 3DS so much?

That's a very good question, and the answer is: they were paid to do so. But not by Nintendo, oh no. You see, one day, small aliens were watching the E3 2010 broadcast, and saw the Nintendo 3DS. They loved it.

So, they waited a year or two for the system to be popular, and violently assaulted the Gizmodo offices, gunning down thousands of innocent turkeys. The wales had no choice but to retaliate, bringing in Pokemon into the fight. Unfortunately, this upset the people of Hyrule causing mass hysteria.

And they all brutally massacred the chickens, and lived happily ever after.

Yes.

Why is bluetooth not blue? Where's the tooth?

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