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1,281. Posted: Mon 16th Jul 2012 12:41 BST
None times, I think your a beautiful whale.
If I have five dogs and you have four cats, how many watermelons are on the roof?
1,282. Posted: Mon 16th Jul 2012 13:00 BST
69 melons on the roof.
Is Boris Johnson's my baby?
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1,283. Posted: Mon 16th Jul 2012 13:06 BST
Only if Oliver Johnson's his cousin.
What color is red?
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1,284. Posted: Mon 16th Jul 2012 13:36 BST
It's usually red, but if you look closely... well, you'll find out it's red as well!
Can Hulk and Angry Birds become friends?
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1,285. Posted: Mon 16th Jul 2012 18:14 BST
it would make since because marvel is owned by Disney now.
can you go wrong? thinking, nothings wrong? tonight?
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1,286. Posted: Mon 16th Jul 2012 19:37 BST
go figure it out
do people live in houses
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1,287. Posted: Mon 16th Jul 2012 19:44 BST
no. houses live in people
why does skype suck so bad on android?
1,288. Posted: Mon 16th Jul 2012 19:46 BST
because android sucks on skype
why are people so obsessed with COD
1,289. Posted: Mon 16th Jul 2012 20:11 BST
cause it's hardcore, theres blood and graphiks are amasing.
Is Michael Patcher your favourite analyst?
Edited on Mon 16th July, 2012 @ 20:15 by JustAnotherUser
1,290. Posted: Tue 17th Jul 2012 07:48 BST
No, my favourite annelids are the ones in the Worms series.
Did you hear about this hot new developer in WarioWare: D.I.Y.? They say his skills are average at best. Heard of him, have ye?
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1,291. Posted: Tue 17th Jul 2012 14:54 BST
Yeah I heard of him,his name is Barack Obama,and most of his games involve him playing basketball.
Do you do it on a do dar day?
1,292. Posted: Wed 18th Jul 2012 00:39 BST
I think the real question here is "Do you do it on a do-da-day?".
Did you remember to buy a bottle of trash, feed the milk, walk the baby, put your dogs back into your toy chest and take out the toys?
1,293. Posted: Wed 22nd Aug 2012 03:13 BST
Nope, because I was too busy having my video games play me.
If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?
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1,294. Posted: Wed 22nd Aug 2012 03:50 BST
Because he got suspended from school yesterday.
What if I got suspended on the first day of school this Monday?
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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1,295. Posted: Wed 22nd Aug 2012 04:27 BST
Then you would suffer the wrath of Dumbledore.
Why can't the PS3 play music during a gaming session?
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Do You Always Read People's Signatures or Just Mine?
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1,296. Posted: Wed 22nd Aug 2012 05:18 BST
Because your TV's speakers are filled with peanut oil butter brittle clusters.
Did you know that there is a 51st US state called Yomom?
1,297. Posted: Wed 22nd Aug 2012 06:01 BST
Yes, and I heard that bachelors love to go and have fun in Yomom. Even I visit Yomom once in a while too.
Why do I suck at New Super Mario Brothers 2?
Edited on Wed 22nd August, 2012 @ 06:03 by HADAA
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1,298. Posted: Wed 22nd Aug 2012 09:33 BST
Because practice makes perfect. Then again, nobody's perfect...okay, I'm confused.
GamerZack is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
How could that happen? Am I a Pokemon?!
1,299. Posted: Wed 22nd Aug 2012 17:30 BST
Yes. You are a secret legendary in Gen 6 that has just been revealed.
Am I a Digimon?
1,300. Posted: Wed 22nd Aug 2012 17:48 BST
Cunnilingus and Chicken
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If a dolphin and a dog can get along, why his dad and our mom?
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