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1,241. Posted: Sun 8th Jul 2012 22:32 BST
Because people who drive are ugly
Why are sheeps noisy?
Nintendo Network ID: Longforgotten
1,242. Posted: Sun 8th Jul 2012 22:38 BST
Because they have hearing problems.
Where does the sun go at night?
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Long live the King of Pop!
Nintendo Network ID: captainsquid
1,243. Posted: Sun 8th Jul 2012 22:41 BST
He goes to his parent's house, because she doesn't want to pay the Moon child support.
Why is my dog on my bed?
Nintendo Network ID: Bulbousaur
1,244. Posted: Sun 8th Jul 2012 22:53 BST
Because César entered your house
Why is my closet full of clothes?
1,245. Posted: Sun 8th Jul 2012 22:57 BST
Because it wants to shelter the monster in your closet.
When's the world going to end?
"Can you do that? Can you explode twice?!" -Spike
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1,246. Posted: Sun 8th Jul 2012 22:58 BST
It will end when all My Little Pony fans die.
Why do some people say "It's raining cats and dogs"? Are they crazy?
Edited on Sun 8th July, 2012 @ 22:59 by Chris720
Nintendo Network ID: Chris720 | Twitter: Jirachi720
1,247. Posted: Sun 8th Jul 2012 23:08 BST
They are wearing provision goggles.
Why does Iwata love bananas?
Edited on Sun 8th July, 2012 @ 23:09 by Collinhall
Kirbys will eat your soul at night.
1,248. Posted: Mon 9th Jul 2012 01:15 BST
Because bananas are awesome! Just ask Donkey Kong!
Are Crystal Coconuts as delicious as they taste?
"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
1,249. Posted: Mon 9th Jul 2012 02:23 BST
Yes, just like Reggie.
Have you ever seen a real-life dinosaur before? i have
1,250. Posted: Mon 9th Jul 2012 03:57 BST
Why, yes I have! There's a few flying around and tweeting in my front yard, in fact!
Do birds use Twitter?
1,251. Posted: Mon 9th Jul 2012 14:14 BST
Birds just Tweet all day,and all night.
Is chocolate green?
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Nintendo Network ID: Da-Banker
1,252. Posted: Tue 10th Jul 2012 05:05 BST
Only if you're colour-blind and can't see red, blue and Batman.
Does anybody know how to get to Californ I.A.?
1,253. Posted: Tue 10th Jul 2012 05:49 BST
The only way I know involves tearing up the fabric of time and space, so I wouldn't recommend it. But if you really want to know, you're going to need a lot of grape jelly.
What would happen if the world just stopped spinning?
I'm pretty okay.
This is my pretty okay Toastyloggery.
Formerly Destroyer360, Destroyer64, DestroyerInsertYourFavoriteRandomNumbersHere.
"Purple is a color." - Waluigi
Wait, quotes should be meaningful? Ugh, fine.
"I'm useless, but not for long. The future is coming on." - Gorillaz
Nintendo Network ID: ToastyYogurtTime
1,254. Posted: Tue 10th Jul 2012 07:13 BST
Half the world would be day, half would be night, and half would be Groundhog Day forever and ever!
Did you hear about the new Game Boy redesign coming out soon? It's called the Game Boy Color and it has a colour screen! Can you believe it? A Nintendo handheld in full-colour!
1,255. Posted: Wed 11th Jul 2012 21:43 BST
I hope it comes in Grey.
How do do the Hokey Pokey?
Edited on Wed 11th July, 2012 @ 21:46 by Kyloctopus
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1,256. Posted: Wed 11th Jul 2012 23:36 BST
You put your left-middle tentacle in! You put your left-middle tentacle out!
You put your left-middle tentacle in, and you shake it all about!
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around! That's what it's all about!
(Then repeat with all other tentacles)
How many mud go into a mud pie for four people?
1,257. Posted: Thu 12th Jul 2012 15:04 BST
Why do people who live in awesome places,want to do boring things like playing games?
Nintendo Network ID: Da-Banker
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1,258. Posted: Thu 12th Jul 2012 20:11 BST
Because they have nothing better to do other then play golf.
What are the chances of a Kid Icarus/Pikmin crossover?
Biggest Pikmin fan on NL!
Avian fact of the week: The Moa, an extinct relative of ostrichs and emus that inhabited New Zealand, was the tallest bird that ever lived at 12 ft tall (3.6 m). It was also the only known bird to have no wing structure.
Nintendo Network ID: WingedFish64
1,259. Posted: Fri 13th Jul 2012 01:11 BST
About as good as the chances of a Pokemon and Nobunaga's Ambition crossover. In other words, it'll likely never happen!
What's your favourite playable character in the classic video game Pong?
1,260. Posted: Fri 13th Jul 2012 01:22 BST
Game and watch sr.
Why does my miku plush have underpants on?
Edited on Fri 13th July, 2012 @ 01:22 by Hokori
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