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1,081. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 13:00 BST
Because your credit history was eaten by a bank monster!
Why did the chicken cross the Macarena?
"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
1,082. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 13:31 BST
Purple Llamas told him to.
Why did you eat my Orangutan?
Edited on Sun 17th June, 2012 @ 13:32 by RudysaurusRex
Pokemon W2 FC: 5415 8785 0283
The best troll thread ever
1,083. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 14:00 BST
Cause if I didn't the snake would tell the giraffe and I'd be up to my neck in it.
Did you know in Auchtermuchty theres 25 people,52 sheep,8 cats,3 poodles and a spaniel?
Edited on Sun 17th June, 2012 @ 14:01 by OorWullie
Dont agogo to Thailand guys!Your mind will become corrupted by the zero suits.3 years now and I fear I may never return.What has become of me?
1,084. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 14:19 BST
No, no I didn't.
A platypus balloon?...Perry the Platypus balloon?...GASP PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
1,085. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 14:47 BST
Why're there stripes on a tiger?
N-Nintendo has found
3-3 ways to
How real men get the firearrows
1,086. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 15:32 BST
They're not really stripes,they're tattoos
How many pieces of minced beef (not including gristle) are in a minced beef and onion pie?No cheating now!
1,087. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 16:50 BST
More than one.
Why cant i fly?
1,088. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 16:58 BST
Because gravity can give really long hugs.
Do you need a hand?
I am the forever lurker.
3DS Friend Code:0989-1732-5647
1,089. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 23:13 BST
No thanks, I have a couple.
You filled these profiteroles with what?!
1,090. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 03:27 BST
Why am I so Hamazing?
3DS FC: Otaku1
Nintendo of Japan
niconico community is full of kawaii!
Must finish my backlagg or at least get close this year
Welcome to my emassary of doom >: }
1,091. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 03:30 BST
Because you train goldfish.
Why do I have such happy little goldfish?
Monster Hunter for the win!!!!! Check out my music album at https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/fifteen-ep/id589290511
1,092. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 03:36 BST
Because u stole them
Why am I addicted to cute?
1,093. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 05:15 BST
Because cute is a trait of the devil's minions.
What was up with that tweaked-out cat I saw earlier today?
I'm pretty sure I think I'm funnier than I really am.
10 Years of Kingdom Hearts
3DS Friend Code: 0301-9785-9580
Watch me and my friends play games! Now with better visual quality! (Still a little choppy though)
1,094. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 06:53 BST
It got the cream out of curiosity.
What does 1 do when his hairline starts to recede?
A - Do nothing and accept it as part of getting older
B - Become a recluse and never leave the house again or
C - Sell his soul and his Wii collection (including peripherals) to fund an emergency hair transplant like Wayne Rooney
1,095. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 07:03 BST
Alright, which of you guys just egged Peach's castle? >:[
1,096. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 15:03 BST
Jack of all Barrels.
Please add me as I need more friends.
Nintendo Network ID: Da-Banker
1,097. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 21:30 BST
What time is it, and no not ADVENTURE TIME
1,098. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 21:35 BST
It is time to wash my zebra
Why cant my pet rock speak?
Just a guy making solo music using Garageband.
1,099. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 22:35 BST
Because it's not a rock, it's a sponge! And everybody knows sponges can't speak, let alone make burgers!
Is that you, StarBuddy?!
1,100. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 22:42 BST
yes it is i dont know
why arent dragons real
3DS FC:1332-8177-3517 currently playing:Tales of xillia (2nd playthrough) BIG TALES OF FAN! BIG SONIC FAN! lloyd x sheena yuri x judith
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i was mieu-fire