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1,081. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 13:00 BST
Because your credit history was eaten by a bank monster!
Why did the chicken cross the Macarena?
"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."
1,082. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 13:31 BST
Purple Llamas told him to.
Why did you eat my Orangutan?
Edited on Sun 17th June, 2012 @ 13:32 by RudysaurusRex
SPREAD THE JOY OF THE GREAT TURTLE
HE IS UPON US AND WILL TAKE US TO THE GREAT WAVE
JOIN THE COURT OF TURTLES AND BE REDEEMED
THE COURT OF TURTLES
The best troll thread ever
1,083. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 14:00 BST
Cause if I didn't the snake would tell the giraffe and I'd be up to my neck in it.
Did you know in Auchtermuchty theres 25 people,52 sheep,8 cats,3 poodles and a spaniel?
Edited on Sun 17th June, 2012 @ 14:01 by OorWullie
Dont agogo to Thailand guys!Your mind will become corrupted by the zero suits.5 years now and I fear I may never return.What has become of me?
1,084. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 14:19 BST
No, no I didn't.
A platypus balloon?...Perry the Platypus balloon?...GASP PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
1,085. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 14:47 BST
Why're there stripes on a tiger?
N-Nintendo has found
3-3 ways to
How real men get the firearrows
1,086. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 15:32 BST
They're not really stripes,they're tattoos
How many pieces of minced beef (not including gristle) are in a minced beef and onion pie?No cheating now!
1,087. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 16:50 BST
More than one.
Why cant i fly?
1,088. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 16:58 BST
Because gravity can give really long hugs.
Do you need a hand?
I am the forever lurker.
3DS Friend Code:0989-1732-5647
1,089. Posted: Sun 17th Jun 2012 23:13 BST
No thanks, I have a couple.
You filled these profiteroles with what?!
1,090. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 03:27 BST
Why am I so Hamazing?
3DS FC: Otaku1
Nintendo of Japan
niconico community is full of kawaii!
Must finish my backlagg or at least get close this year
Welcome to my emassary of doom >: }
1,091. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 03:30 BST
Because you train goldfish.
Why do I have such happy little goldfish?
Monster Hunter for the win!!!!! Check out my music album at https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/fifteen-ep/id589290511
1,092. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 03:36 BST
Because u stole them
Why am I addicted to cute?
1,093. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 05:15 BST
Because cute is a trait of the devil's minions.
What was up with that tweaked-out cat I saw earlier today?
I'm pretty sure I think I'm funnier than I really am.
10 Years of Kingdom Hearts
3DS Friend Code: 0301-9785-9580
Watch me and my friends play games! Now with better visual quality! (Still a little choppy though)
1,094. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 06:53 BST
It got the cream out of curiosity.
What does 1 do when his hairline starts to recede?
A - Do nothing and accept it as part of getting older
B - Become a recluse and never leave the house again or
C - Sell his soul and his Wii collection (including peripherals) to fund an emergency hair transplant like Wayne Rooney
1,095. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 07:03 BST
Alright, which of you guys just egged Peach's castle? >:[
1,096. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 15:03 BST
Jack of all Barrels.
Please add me as I need more friends.
Nintendo Network ID: Da-Banker
1,097. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 21:30 BST
What time is it, and no not ADVENTURE TIME
1,098. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 21:35 BST
It is time to wash my zebra
Why cant my pet rock speak?
Just a guy making solo music using Garageband.
1,099. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 22:35 BST
Because it's not a rock, it's a sponge! And everybody knows sponges can't speak, let alone make burgers!
Is that you, StarBuddy?!
1,100. Posted: Mon 18th Jun 2012 22:42 BST
yes it is i dont know
why arent dragons real
3DS FC:1332-8177-3517 currently playing:Tales of xillia (2nd playthrough) BIG TALES OF FAN! BIG SONIC FAN! lloyd x sheena yuri x judith
youtube:ChuieTheUmbreon my new channel
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