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GamerZack87

1,081. Posted:

Because your credit history was eaten by a bank monster!

Why did the chicken cross the Macarena?

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RudysaurusRex

1,082. Posted:

Purple Llamas told him to.

Why did you eat my Orangutan?

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OorWullie

1,083. Posted:

Cause if I didn't the snake would tell the giraffe and I'd be up to my neck in it.

Did you know in Auchtermuchty theres 25 people,52 sheep,8 cats,3 poodles and a spaniel?

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GamerZack87

1,084. Posted:

No, no I didn't.

A platypus balloon?...Perry the Platypus balloon?...GASP PERRY THE PLATYPUS?! :O

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firearrow505

1,085. Posted:

Pie!!

Why're there stripes on a tiger?

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OorWullie

1,086. Posted:

They're not really stripes,they're tattoos

How many pieces of minced beef (not including gristle) are in a minced beef and onion pie?No cheating now!

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CorporalPegasus

1,087. Posted:

More than one.
Why cant i fly?

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RPGShaymin

1,088. Posted:

Because gravity can give really long hugs.
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Do you need a hand?

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GamerZack87

1,089. Posted:

No thanks, I have a couple. ;)

You filled these profiteroles with what?! :O

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Hokori

1,090. Posted:

I did
Why am I so Hamazing?

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Portista

1,091. Posted:

Because you train goldfish.
Why do I have such happy little goldfish?

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Hokori

1,092. Posted:

Because u stole them
Why am I addicted to cute?

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SilverBaretta

1,093. Posted:

Because cute is a trait of the devil's minions.

What was up with that tweaked-out cat I saw earlier today?

I'm pretty sure I think I'm funnier than I really am.
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OorWullie

1,094. Posted:

It got the cream out of curiosity.

What does 1 do when his hairline starts to recede?
Does he
A - Do nothing and accept it as part of getting older
B - Become a recluse and never leave the house again or
C - Sell his soul and his Wii collection (including peripherals) to fund an emergency hair transplant like Wayne Rooney

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GamerZack87

1,095. Posted:

Yes.

Alright, which of you guys just egged Peach's castle? >:[

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Not-Another-Ad

1,096. Posted:

Jack of all Barrels.

When's Christmas?

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Hokori

1,097. Posted:

Never
What time is it, and no not ADVENTURE TIME

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CerealKiller528

1,098. Posted:

It is time to wash my zebra
Why cant my pet rock speak?

Just a guy making solo music using Garageband.

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GamerZack87

1,099. Posted:

Because it's not a rock, it's a sponge! And everybody knows sponges can't speak, let alone make burgers! ;)

Is that you, StarBuddy?! :O

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Chuie

1,100. Posted:

yes it is i dont know
why arent dragons real

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