Topic: Anything Goes Pokedex

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No.083 Kai
Humanshape Pokemon
ICE GROUND
HT 1′11″
WT 27.0 lbs.
It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself. Kai's tentacles can seem a bit strange.

FLEE FROM MY 'STRANGE TENTACLES'

_{Haha, I like this}

No.537 pixelman
Atrocious Pokemon
GHOST
HT 9′05″
WT 226.0 lbs.

Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand. It can circle the Earth within 12 hours.

I are great and mysterious Pokemon and my weight are not a certain thing also to laugh if you are my attempt of the narcotic honorarium. Temimi!

No.933 V8 Ninja
Rabbit Pokemon
FIGHTING
HT 2′04″
WT 39.9 lbs.
One day people of Sinnoh woke up and had become V8 Ninja. In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in the swamp.

I'M A RABBIT!!!

EDIT: That weighs 40 lbs.! D:

No.966 supermegaman

Mysterious Pokemon

DRAGON

HT 12′11″
WT 389.5 lbs.

It starts to become active once night falls. It lurks in the jungle patiently waiting for prey to approach.

And thats why you dont go into the jungle alone kiddies

No.553 zezhyrule
Mysterious Pokemon
DRAGON ELECTRIC
HT 1′01″
WT 7.6 lbs.
It starts to become active once night falls. It can circle the Earth within 13 hours.

I think the whole "active when night falls" thing might be true, but I'm iffed that pix can circle the earth in an hour less than me. And I'm a Dragon! D:
_{a very small dragon, but still a dragon}

Edit: lol, SMM's is strangely similar to mine...

No.662 Luigi

Happiness Pokemon
ROCK
HT 5′03″
WT 101.0 lbs.
It eats 4 kilograms of Indian elephants a day. It is strong enough to easily lift up old men.

I believe it.

My honorarium devastates him… and if I intercept him, she is not you in everything more by much hour!

_{I'm iffed that I can't understand what the hell I'm saying. curse you, pokedex, and making me resort to multibabel for my speeching purposes!}

No.750 Raylax
Egg Pokemon
GHOST GRASS
HT 12′02″
WT 369.8 lbs.
Be careful if you encounter Raylax in dark places. It will attack with its thorny body. After being exposed to X-rays from the moon iron beams turned into Raylax.

First 'strange tentacles' and now 'thorny attacks in dark places.' Make of this what you will.

No.040 soccer686

Long Leg Pokemon
STEEL ROCK
HT 2′05″
WT 41.0 lbs.
It reads minds and only becomes attached to people pure of heart. It collects slime and carries its findings back to its den.

I collect SLIME???!!!!!

No.460 pixelwoman
Humanshape Pokemon
NORMAL STEEL
HT 10′10″
WT 282.7 lbs.

There are some specimens of pixelwoman that have lived for 300 years. Legend says that a jungle is created when pixelwoman swims.

I'm starting to have doubts about my recent proposal...

No.505 Pikachu

Long Leg Pokemon
ELECTRIC FIRE
HT 15′01″
WT 532.7 lbs.
It gets mad 13 hours a day. It likes Mudkips but no one knows why.

Umm...

No.785 cheetahman91
Cow Pokemon
GROUND
HT 0′06″
WT 8.1 lbs.
When it senses danger it threatens the enemy with its hard shell. Its charming appearance is popular among people of Johto.

So I'm a cow... Oh well, at least I have good protection and popularity.

No.915 Nintendo
Monkey Pokemon
DARK
HT 5′09″
WT 84.3 lbs.
It lurks in the meadows patiently waiting for prey to approach. One day children woke up and had become Nintendo.

No.753 charizard
Happiness Pokemon
NORMAL GROUND
HT 1′04″
WT 22.2 lbs.
A Pokemon that went extinct about 300 thousand years ago. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence.

sob

No.835 StarBoy91
Genetic Pokemon

POISON

HT 26′05″
WT 1715.0 lbs.

A Pokemon that was just recently discovered. It jumps elegantly and is said to represent the caves.

No.686 Luma
Snow Mountain Pokemon

ICE GROUND

HT 2′04″
WT 27.5 lbs.

It gets mad elegantly and is said to represent the valley. It starts to become active once night falls.

I like what I got from Luma more.

No.895 turtlelink

Ninja Pokemon

ROCK

HT 6′01″
WT 100.8 lbs.

It yawns elegantly and is said to represent the mountains. Be careful if you encounter turtlelink in the valley. It will attack with its thorny body.

It gets mad elegantly?

@soccer686 - weird, huh?

No.675 HolyMackerel

Tiger Pokemon

FIGHTING POISON

HT 0′03″
WT 17.3 lbs.

It is extremely lazy so it will even help little girls at work. It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light.

I'm a 17-pound, 3-inch high tiger that helps little girls at work? And I've been sealed into the computer world.

But Fighting Poison is pretty cool.

No.777 JumpMad

The Manly Pokemon ♂

Dark/Fighting Type

HT 6'2"
WT 152 lbs.

Goes Beyond The Impossible and Falcon Kick reason to the curb. and also liek Pie