When a pimp is pointing an certain lethal weapon at your head for stealing one of his..... "lady friends".... you lose.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Always throw a sandwich across the room during an argument for a dramatic effect.
During a bar brawl, look out for people trying to hurt you.
When you lose, you do not win.
Sarcasm tends to be sarcastic.
If you take laxatives, your colon will vomi...
Sigh Is it impossible to be taken seriously on NL? Seriously, I made this thread so people could ask for help WITHOUT fear of being laughed at by trolls. >:/
I'd appreciate it if instead of giving random advice, how about we ask what someone needs advice with?
Well, Soup's signature's good, I suppose.
But really, please, I didn't make this thread so people could have a quick laugh.
Bulletproof and black like a funeral.
Intelligent Systems' obsession with rear ends:
"I fear my derriere is not worthy." - Frederick, FE:A
"My uncanny valley begs for reprieve." - Tharja, FE:A
In all seriousness though. You just might want to be careful on what advice we give. Some advice is just better given from a professional than an internet forum.
I dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing that my name is on the top of the list.
Seems both good and bad. Being top troll comes with great honor, but also great responsibility.
Now tell us about your problems so we can give you advice. Unruly kids acting up? Wife discovered the mistress? Let's all open up like butterflies so we can help one another.
@WhoBeThat i dunno, i'm laughing at everything on this page. My advice: if you want to be taken seriously, try changing your status photo from a picture of some random chick to something that has to do with nintendo life......unless.......that's.......you!
But really, please, I didn't make this thread so people could have a quick laugh.
That's kinda the risk you run when you create a thread on a public forum — sometimes things don't turn out the way you originally envisioned. It happens. That doesn't make the thread any less valuable or worthwhile to the community, however. People are having fun.
If you recall, you asked me before about how to get more involved here at NL. This is one of those 'right place, right time' sorts of things i was talking about, where the climate is perfect (your thread), someone throws a decent pitch (AlexSays and his lack of comma usage), and someone else gets a good hit off of it (me~), setting everything up for what's to come. It's all in good fun. Besides, a 'serious' advice thread would probably wind up locked anyhow once the questions started getting too personal or touchy. :3
BEST THREAD EVER future of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
@Tasuki, it's a good thing, after I saw you had Flare Red 3DS I knew you had to be on top. I myself have Cosmo Black. My brother actually won it at an amusement park, lucky me!
Well, I do have a selection of Hollywood stars, which do you want? Emma Stone? Maggie Grace? Evangeline Lilly? Emile de Ravin? Kate Upton? Selena Gomez? Jessy Schram? Megan Fox?
Oh, and is the 12 the number of children your mom has, your age, or your IQ points? It's hard to tell, all seem probable.
@anthony12: way to get serious when Alex was just joking around too, lol.
BEST THREAD EVER future of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
Sigh Is it impossible to be taken seriously on NL? Seriously, I made this thread so people could ask for help WITHOUT fear of being laughed at by trolls. >:/
I'd appreciate it if instead of giving random advice, how about we ask what someone needs advice with?
Well, Soup's signature's good, I suppose.
But really, please, I didn't make this thread so people could have a quick laugh.
That was actual advice based on something that really happened to me and was very embarrassing. Thank you for being so insensitive.
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