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DiabolicalSoup9

When a pimp is pointing an certain lethal weapon at your head for stealing one of his..... "lady friends".... you lose.

WORDS OF WISDOM:
Always throw a sandwich across the room during an argument for a dramatic effect.
During a bar brawl, look out for people trying to hurt you.
When you lose, you do not win.
Sarcasm tends to be sarcastic.
If you take laxatives, your colon will vomit.

WinterWarm

@Tasuki
@DiabolicaSoup9
@MeWalkieTalkie
@Midnight3DS
@Morphtorok
@the_shpydar
@Chrono_Crossing
@Aviator

Sigh Is it impossible to be taken seriously on NL? Seriously, I made this thread so people could ask for help WITHOUT fear of being laughed at by trolls. >:/

I'd appreciate it if instead of giving random advice, how about we ask what someone needs advice with?

Well, Soup's signature's good, I suppose.

But really, please, I didn't make this thread so people could have a quick laugh.

Intelligent Systems' obsession with rear ends:

"I fear my derriere is not worthy." - Frederick, FE:A

"My uncanny valley begs for reprieve." - Tharja, FE:A

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Tasuki

Welcome to the internet.

In all seriousness though. You just might want to be careful on what advice we give. Some advice is just better given from a professional than an internet forum.

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AlexSays

hahaha I am glad and thankful I am somehow excluded from that list

I support the good intentions behind this thread though. Who would like to share their problems first so we can all dispense our great wisdom?

Surely some of you are having relationship issues we can discuss, that'd be a nice start. lol

AlexSays

Syrup

DiabolicalSoup9 wrote:

When a pimp is pointing an certain lethal weapon at your head for stealing one of his..... "lady friends".... you lose.

Wise words. I will remember this the next time I go to Chuck E. Cheeses.

Tasuki

I dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing that my name is on the top of the list.

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AlexSays

Tasuki wrote:

I dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing that my name is on the top of the list.

Seems both good and bad. Being top troll comes with great honor, but also great responsibility.

Now tell us about your problems so we can give you advice. Unruly kids acting up? Wife discovered the mistress? Let's all open up like butterflies so we can help one another.

AlexSays

AlexSays

anthony12 wrote:

@WhoBeThat i dunno, i'm laughing at everything on this page. My advice: if you want to be taken seriously, try changing your status photo from a picture of some random chick to something that has to do with nintendo life......unless.......that's.......you!

This is the worst advice in the thread

Keep the hot chick lol

AlexSays

theblackdragon

WhoBeThat wrote:

But really, please, I didn't make this thread so people could have a quick laugh.

That's kinda the risk you run when you create a thread on a public forum — sometimes things don't turn out the way you originally envisioned. It happens. That doesn't make the thread any less valuable or worthwhile to the community, however. People are having fun.

If you recall, you asked me before about how to get more involved here at NL. This is one of those 'right place, right time' sorts of things i was talking about, where the climate is perfect (your thread), someone throws a decent pitch (AlexSays and his lack of comma usage), and someone else gets a good hit off of it (me~), setting everything up for what's to come. It's all in good fun. Besides, a 'serious' advice thread would probably wind up locked anyhow once the questions started getting too personal or touchy. :3

BEST THREAD EVER
future of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
[16:44] Vintage: We have rules?
[16:44] Reala: don't expose the staff to sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight

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WinterWarm

@AlexSays

Thanks man!

@Tasuki, it's a good thing, after I saw you had Flare Red 3DS I knew you had to be on top. I myself have Cosmo Black. My brother actually won it at an amusement park, lucky me!

@anthony12

Well, I do have a selection of Hollywood stars, which do you want? Emma Stone? Maggie Grace? Evangeline Lilly? Emile de Ravin? Kate Upton? Selena Gomez? Jessy Schram? Megan Fox?

Oh, and is the 12 the number of children your mom has, your age, or your IQ points? It's hard to tell, all seem probable.

@MrWalkieTalkie

That's wierd, it's a still a link.

@theblackdragon

Ah, you're right, sorry, lost my cool for a while( Ahem, I could use some ADVICE on that). I see know, rock on.

"DREAM ON! TROLL ON!" XD

I sincerely look forward to future posts!

Edited on by WinterWarm

Intelligent Systems' obsession with rear ends:

"I fear my derriere is not worthy." - Frederick, FE:A

"My uncanny valley begs for reprieve." - Tharja, FE:A

Fates Castle Address: 06963-63228-71096-84460

Nintendo Network ID: WinterWarm | Twitter:

theblackdragon

@anthony12: way to get serious when Alex was just joking around too, lol.

BEST THREAD EVER
future of NL >:3
[16:43] James: I should learn these site rules more clearly
[16:44] LztheBlehBird: James doesn't know the rules? For shame!!!
[16:44] Vintage: We have rules?
[16:44] Reala: don't expose the staff to sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight

Nintendo Network ID: gentlemen_cat | Twitter:

Big_Boy_Chubs

@WhoBeThat i like the sound emma stone

tumblr's better...

-Kurt Cobain
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Big_Boy_Chubs

@theblackdragon your right i deleted pretty much anything i've said on this thread.

tumblr's better...

-Kurt Cobain
X&Y safari: Fire; Charmeleon; Ninetales; Growlithe

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WinterWarm

@anthony12

You got it! No, seriously, if anyone wants a change of scenery, lemme know.

I will change it every week if I get requests.

@AlexSays

Even worse in my case, mistress discovered the wife!

Intelligent Systems' obsession with rear ends:

"I fear my derriere is not worthy." - Frederick, FE:A

"My uncanny valley begs for reprieve." - Tharja, FE:A

Fates Castle Address: 06963-63228-71096-84460

Nintendo Network ID: WinterWarm | Twitter:

WinterWarm

@All Posters

Awww! Now I have a warm fluffy feeling of belonging.

@theblackdragon

And I admire your ability to explain the joke and yet keep it funny. That's very rare.

Intelligent Systems' obsession with rear ends:

"I fear my derriere is not worthy." - Frederick, FE:A

"My uncanny valley begs for reprieve." - Tharja, FE:A

Fates Castle Address: 06963-63228-71096-84460

Nintendo Network ID: WinterWarm | Twitter:

AlexSays

See you want to let your mistress knew up front that she is the other woman. That way you can gauge how well she can keep a secret.

When they find out on their own they're much more inclined to use it as blackmail, and then you're tied down to two women.

Now we're getting to the serious advice. I knew we could turn this thread around

AlexSays

Meowpheel

WhoBeThat wrote:

@Tasuki
@DiabolicaSoup9
@MeWalkieTalkie
@Midnight3DS
@Morphtorok
@the_shpydar
@Chrono_Crossing
@Aviator

Sigh Is it impossible to be taken seriously on NL? Seriously, I made this thread so people could ask for help WITHOUT fear of being laughed at by trolls. >:/

I'd appreciate it if instead of giving random advice, how about we ask what someone needs advice with?

Well, Soup's signature's good, I suppose.

But really, please, I didn't make this thread so people could have a quick laugh.

That was actual advice based on something that really happened to me and was very embarrassing. Thank you for being so insensitive.

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Meowph, that's right!

Oh look! A Morphloggery.
Oh! eShop Gurus.

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AlexSays

lol don't worry we can work on TC's sensitivity.

That's what we're here for <3

Undead_terror wrote:

At least I wasn't mentioned

It's hard being such mature, well-rounded, and handsome members, but somehow we pull it off.

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