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WinterWarm

WinterWarm

1. Posted:

I made this because problems are a big part of life. Well, NintendoLife.com is a big site! So I made this thread for anyone who needs some advice, so that if someone has the same problem, they can help each other out.

Put please, keep in mind the rules when posting. If you're problem is 'edgy', please DON'T be specific.

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AlexSays

AlexSays

2. Posted:

Don't drink kids. Or at least less than me

That is my valuable contribution thus far

AlexSays

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theblackdragonAdmin

theblackdragon

3. Posted:

I'd advise against drinking children as well. They're not very liquid and they don't go down the old esophagus without a fight :(

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Aviator

Aviator

4. Posted:

Don't turn up without your speedoes on as a swimming teacher.

Or do.

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Chrono_Cross

Chrono_Cross

5. Posted:

Never doubt the talent of Mel Gibson.

Unless you want to look silly.

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MrWalkieTalkie

MrWalkieTalkie

6. Posted:

AlexSays wrote:

Don't drink kids.

Also don't forget proper punctuation, kids! Otherwise you'll end up making strange and silly mistakes!

Edited on by MrWalkieTalkie

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Undead_terror

Undead_terror

7. Posted:

Do good things and get good things back
Don't go into strangers cars
use protection!
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AlexSays

AlexSays

8. Posted:

lol this is all valuable advice

We're off to a great start

AlexSays

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Midnight3DS

Midnight3DS

9. Posted:

Give a hoot, don't pollute.

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the_shpydar

the_shpydar

10. Posted:

Never swallow an apple seed.

If you swallow an apple seed, an apple tree will grow in your stomach.

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FOREST_RANGER

FOREST_RANGER

11. Posted:

MrWalkieTalkie wrote:

AlexSays wrote:

Don't drink kids.

Also don't forget proper punctuation, kids! Otherwise you'll end up making strange and silly mistakes!

Remember folks, it sounds painful to be grammatically articulate unless your a college student D:

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MorpheelStaff

Morpheel

12. Posted:

Never try to "shake well" an open bottle of drinking yogurt. Always check if containers are properly closed before shaking them.

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Tasuki

Tasuki

13. Posted:

If you are even in a room with a dead hooker, a coffee pot, a midget and the police, its best to keep your mouth shut till your lawyer gets there.

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MrWalkieTalkie

MrWalkieTalkie

14. Posted:

Never try anything you're no good at or have never tried before. Saves you from being embarrassed.

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theblackdragonAdmin

theblackdragon

15. Posted:

FOREST_RANGER wrote:

MrWalkieTalkie wrote:

AlexSays wrote:

Don't drink kids.

Also don't forget proper punctuation, kids! Otherwise you'll end up making strange and silly mistakes!

Remember folks, it sounds painful to be grammatically articulate unless your a college student D:

PROTIP: When giving advice regarding grammar and punctuation, double-check your spelling...

Edited on by theblackdragon

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[16:44] Vintage: We have rules?
[16:44] Reala: don't expose the staff to sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight

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Midnight3DS

Midnight3DS

16. Posted:

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull... stuff.

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MrWalkieTalkie

MrWalkieTalkie

17. Posted:

Don't ever eat food, you might bite your tongue!

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AlexSays

AlexSays

18. Posted:

Punctuation is for squares

Midnight3DS wrote:

Give a hoot, don't pollute.

lmao

AlexSays

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DiabolicalSoup9

DiabolicalSoup9

19. Posted:

If you end up in jail, you messed up.

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Tasuki

Tasuki

20. Posted:

Never eat soup with a fork

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