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Topic: A Night at The Nimprov !!!

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Nemodius

I'm sorry, I'm crazy in the morning, and I just HAVE to get the bad ones off my cheast early...

Q: What did Donkey Kong do when he saw a boat ???
A: He went Ape Ship !!!

Q: What is Zelda's favorite breakfast selection ???
A: A sausage Link (that a BAD GIRL !!!)

Q: What's a toilet's favorite game ???
A: "Call of Doodie" !!!

Q: What is Mega Man's favorite diet beverage ???
A: Dr. Light !!!

Q: Why is Toad the life of every party ???
A: Because he's a Fun-Gi !!!

Q: What did Wario name his art supplies store ???
A: World of Wario Crafts !!!

Q: What are the programmer's of Tomb Raider's favorite side dish ???
A: "Croft's Macaroni and Cheese" (emphasis on "cheese")

Q: How does Mario talk to the boos ???
A: He uses a "Lu-Ouigi Board" ¡¡¡ (yikes)

Q: What was Bomberman arrested for ???
A: Indecent Explosure !!!

Q: What did Samus, Mother Brain, Ridley & Kraid eat at the 30 year reunion ???
A: Metroid Prime Rib !!!

Oh, I'm so sorry, I just couldn't keep those horrors at bay anymore

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"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Eel

Please don't use profanity in your jokes

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Nemodius

@Yosheel
I believe my actual words have been clean, some joke are suggestive, but other than "boob" I think everything has been as my original description requested, no cursing or choice expletives, but if there is an issue, please tell me specifically and I'll see if it needs to be revised, this thread is supposed to be fun and I'll try to keep it that way

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Eel

I’ve already removed the offending words.

And I see you’ve already noticed which word it was.

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@Yosheel
no prob friend, I thought the "W" word was a little modest (so I didn't think a thing about it at first) but I'm a very lighthearted and understanding person, next time, just let me know, I'll fix right up

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Nemodius

@Yosheel
was not actually trying to revive anything, not on purpose at least, but since there is no way to direct message someone and he did not make a follow-up comment to help me out with whatever it was that made him become involved, I had to try to find some way to ask, I understood why you said what you did on the "W", and was totally cool with that, even fixing it, but as I could figure, in the original description post I put, there was no language, there was no attacks I think on anyone or anything, I don't think I even put a starter joke like "Why did Mario cross the road ???"

so yah, I would like to know what was edited out and why, it's not unreasonable

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"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Eel

Then ask him here... In the thread where it happened... Where it makes sense to ask.

Do you think that maybe he added that part about not using foul language? If that's it, it's probably just so people reading the first post in the future see it.

There's really no need to get worried, nothing bad is happening.

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@Yosheel
no, I was the person who reiterated no language, but again, I had thought the "W" word to be very mild, I usually I refer to like genetalia and certain bodily fluid/excretions expletives

that's why I'm confused, it was just a simple description "joke time" basically

but I'm also a "for future reference" kind of person, so it's not about worry, just don't want to cheeze anyone off (on purpose at leaste)

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"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Eel

Wait, I know what happened. He didn't edit the message itself, he moved the thread.

You posted this in the switch forum, it was moved to the general discussion forum.

Because someone asked.

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Nemodius

@Yosheel
ahh, awsome, that was an accident, I meant to try to fix it, but didn't know if it could be moved, cool, rock and roll

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Nemodius

Ok, well, back to business...

Why was Bowsette kicked out of Disneyland ???

She sat on Pinocchio's face and said "Lie To Me, LIE TO ME !!!"

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Nemodius

Kain, Dracula and Rayne walk into a bar,
Kain says "I'll have a pint of blood."
Dracula says "I'll have a pint of blood too."
Rayne says "I'll have a pint of plasma.",

the bartender replied "Ok, that's two pints of blood and a Blud Lite !!!"

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LzWinky

@jhewitt3476 To answer your question, the thread was moved to the General Discussion section

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@TheLZdragon
Yah, thanks for that, I accidentally hit the wrong button on which place to put it

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Nemodius

@ReaderRagfish
oh, my mistake, I thought 'Freakachu' was the "Fifty Shades of Yellow" S&M cousin of Pikachu

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Nemodius

What is Donkey Kong's favorite Christmas song ???
"Jungle Bells"

What is Kranky's favorite night club song ???
"Donkey-schoen"

Funkey Kong's jam ???
"Jungle Boogie"
(not a pun, a real song)

What is the Kremlings favorite music group ???
K-Rool and the Gang

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DanteSolablood

How do you put Mr. Game & Watch off of juggling?
Pinch his balls

How did Bowser feel just after putting on the Super Crown?
Just peachy

Why don't Pikmin in the jungle suffer from headaches?
Parrots eat 'em all

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got some good ones going
tell your friends to come here

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"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Nemodius

anyone up for a dirty "Nimerick" ???

Bowsette was a dominatrix you know
who loved all music by Devo
One night Bowser was in the mood
took off his shell knowing Bowsette was no prude
and then he begged her to "Whip It, Whip It Good !!!"

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"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Nemodius

What does Luigi and The live action Green Lantern movie have in common ???

They are both green and a horrid embarrassment to their franchises
(let's face it, did they really need to make him the world's biggest wussy-boy in the videogame industry ???)

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