21NemodiusTue 9th Oct 2018 I'm sorry, I'm crazy in the morning, and I just HAVE to get the bad ones off my cheast early... Q: What did Donkey Kong do when he saw a boat ??? A: He went Ape Ship !!! Q: What is Zelda's favorite breakfast selection ??? A: A sausage Link (that a BAD GIRL !!!) Q: What's a toilet's favorite game ??? A: "Call of Doodie" !!! Q: What is Mega Man's favorite diet beverage ??? A: Dr. Light !!! Q: Why is Toad the life of every party ??? A: Because he's a Fun-Gi !!! Q: What did Wario name his art supplies store ??? A: World of Wario Crafts !!! Q: What are the programmer's of Tomb Raider's favorite side dish ??? A: "Croft's Macaroni and Cheese" (emphasis on "cheese") Q: How does Mario talk to the boos ??? A: He uses a "Lu-Ouigi Board" ¡¡¡ (yikes) Q: What was Bomberman arrested for ??? A: Indecent Explosure !!! Q: What did Samus, Mother Brain, Ridley & Kraid eat at the 30 year reunion ??? A: Metroid Prime Rib !!! Oh, I'm so sorry, I just couldn't keep those horrors at bay anymore Edited on Tue 9th October, 2018 @ 19:47 by Nemodius "If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"