Let's break up the tediousness of old and or boring articles, news and features,
how about some "Virtual Stand-up Console"
just cut loose with your own jokes (no continuations), but keep the language clean, no foul language please
Luigi walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with gold coins, Luigi approaches the bartender Toad and asks, "Whatt'sa up witha the jar?"
"Well, you pay 10 coins and if you pass 3 tests, then you get all the coins."
"Whatta are the 3 tests?" asks Luigi
Toad says..."Gotta pay first."
So Luigi gives Toad the 10 coins, and bartender Toad adds it to the jar.
"OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila — the WHOLE thing at once — and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, King Bowser is chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, 90-year-old Impa is upstairs and she's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."
"Wella, I know I've paida my 10 coins," says Luigi, "but I'mma not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so mucha money — that'sa impossible!"
Then Luigi proceeds to eat several whiskey marinated power-up shrooms and eventually, he gets up his nerve.
"Whereza zatta teeqeelah?" he slurs.
Luigi grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.
Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside — barking, yelping and growling, then silence.
Just when they think Luigi must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt and overalls ripped and gashes across his body.
"NOW," Luigi says, "wherez atta ol' Impa witha da sore tooth ???"
Waluigi walks into the bar & the barman says "why the long face?"
Danté: Old, cool & wise (the latter two are lies)
3DS FC: 1461-6243-5395
Switch FC: SW-4146-5915-6308 "Friendship is rare, hand me that shotgun buddy, hand me that chair."
There once was a plumber named Luigi
Who was plumbing Peach by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Luigi still plumbing said... "Yah, I know, It'sa me!"
Luigi: Hey, a-Mario... did Donkey Kong tell you about K-rool's new vehicle?
Mario: Oh, yeah! It was a Croc-o-ship!
Luigi I dunno, it sounded pretty convincing to me!
Danté: Old, cool & wise (the latter two are lies)
3DS FC: 1461-6243-5395
Switch FC: SW-4146-5915-6308 "Friendship is rare, hand me that shotgun buddy, hand me that chair."
Link and Zelda were getting it on in the Dark World forest,
Link said "Damn I wish I had a flashlight !!!"
Zelda said "So do I, you've been eating grass for the past 10 minutes !!!"
"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"
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