Topic: A dictator Nintendo levels and this is what happened

"I dictated NintendoLife rules and this is what happened"

So what happens when it's a really early morning, I can't be bothered doing coursework, and I've just discovered that I can control and dictate to my computer with a microphone? I open up the Community Rules page, read it aloud, and see what turns up in Notepad, hopefully giving you lot something to laugh at. Naturally. _{I... I may need help, yes. Or at least a better hobby}

So here are the alternative NintendoLife Community Rules, as read by me and deciphered by Windows 7.

Community rules
This website is intended for users of all ages, please take this into consideration when passing. Please use commonsense and outputs explicit profanity, however we're not district on the use of swearing bulletin of item of any past week either Francis.

Please your respect for all members that Nintendo Life. The matter was others about the system, sexism, origin, keys and handicap will not be tolerated and all those likely be directed by staff, and reports or will be warned, suspended all bound.

Common decency
The following rules and guidelines on form decency on at kept them or more to common sense, but we know some members market, says the with most of them here for you to view a hole for the abide by.

All polish of be made in English. Dynamic pause on topics in foreign languages, they are likely to be caused.
Before you start a topic, the former search receive a question or topic you wish to create have been made before. If it has put in the cupboard that already exists. Duplicate topics will be close. Please make the copy title the work meeting distinctive, clearly reflecting the top if you are addressing. Do not make generic title such as question of it need help, least of which will probably go unnoticed, where the topic with a descriptive data will be more interest.
Output of the titles in full capitals, or including obscene amount of. So period of the commission march, question marks etc.
When replying to a copper, donned; unless you have something meaningful to C or something that walk-in to be due to the discussion. Suppose that Gus RA agree of all I useless and that whistle on servers
Beginning before them for anything is not allowed. These include, but is not limited Tel; hosting users to visit a website for the member to get pints etc., Especially pyramid schemes, where USD members to help you out by registering voters, visiting certain websites except for, these are completely prohibited.
Do not overcook pause. Examples have more than ¼ between you according had been are the ones you don't wish to quote.
Sure some restraint on the amount of images you pause. But site or Peachpit many images alasdair Reid and write-up users so please be courteous.
Do not put images at the width of the page. This will strator page horizontally causing viewing problem for members. All had images are likely to be deleted by staff.
When putting multiple it images in the past, consider linking to the image of them or the world and using a and G tags.
Do not put excessive amounts of them or to compete in your past.
Do not for him others. Blatantly offensive portadown at the hon. not be tolerated. While we do well on limited to be done by Sir Ron opinions, there will be a limit to how far a heated debate can go before it is caused by staff.

Unacceptable content
Last week members of the to but all core there was any topic there were still limits, most of these for want of a commonsense: but the following subjects have explicitly acceptable
Any illegal activity, including any talk of margins, piracy, whereas, unofficial emulators and bombs.
Linking to any download sites, tolerance or other resources at allow users to get access to legal content of is expected that is.
Users are prohibited from putting pornographic of order or any of the distasteful an explicit images.

Competitions, contest and giveaway
News is that it didn't on creating their own competitions and putting them with the Nintendo Life forms, if you want to win a competition pleased he was only on website.

Warnings, suspensions and bounds
Depending on the severity of the violation of course, the member will be dealt with accordingly.
Under normal circumstances, the member will be issued a single warning and an exclamation.
Under heavy or circumstance of the member will be issued one or more warnings are may be temporarily banned, pending a conversation between admin and user.
Under extreme circumstances, being an extreme violation of rules or destruction, the member will be banned from Nintendo Life.

All actions are decided by staff only and are not open to public debate, they remain a private issue between user and stars and therefore should not be discussed by all the users.

If you find your account has been banned, you should first contact doesn't alter was about it, where actually quite nice people are given a short, but later project will no doubt be more than happy to the activity a cow knowing that you have learned your lesson.

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Last updated, Thursday 20 based July 2010

This is completely unedited, I haven't altered a single word that my computer wrote down. I have to admit I'm actually fairly surprised at the (occasional) accuracy, and I'm not exactly known for my clear enunciation. But it's mostly hilariously bad.

_{I'm half tempted to reply to everything on NL now using only my mic.}

_{Now I know how IKEA translates its furniture building instructions}

I see no problem. That's exactly how I read it

That... that is pure hilarious genius.

...How? Does that thing even work? I mean...this...is just...I don't even know what to say about this...

It reads like a one of those stories where the reader fills in the blanks. I can't think of what their called. Here is an example of what I am talking about:

The [noun] went to the [noun] store and found a [adjective] [noun]!
The fish went to the garbage store and found a terrifying puppy.

Very humorous though. You must have quite a bit of free time on your hands.

Only took about 15 minutes to read it out. Wasn't so much 'lots of free time' as 'little free time that I am determined to waste as pointlessly as possibly'

I think GameLord summed it up best.

@Ecto: They're called Madlibs.

That's how it would have read if the rules were typed up by the average internet dweller, only, there would be ten misspealiengs for every ten words.