Topic: Leagend of Zelda Breath of the Wild Cequale

Dear Nintendo,

I thing you did a wonderful job on your most recent Zelda game. I haven't played it myself yet but I want to get a Switch to play. Anyway on to the mean reason I am messaging you. I respect your choices on what you put in your games, but I would love it if you don't make anyone gay, transgender or anything like that. I personally think it would just be a mistake and you would lose a lot of fans and Customers. I know my voice will not have a lot of effect on your decisions but I hope it will help. Also please us the Link and Zelda from breath of the wild agian in your next Zelda game.

Sincerely, Your Fan

P.S. Please reconsider making a Legend of Zelda TV Show.

We're not Nintendo.

Is there a report option for “I think it’s trolling”?

I'll send this request to my aunt's friend's uncle's sister-in-law's second cousin's Godfather who works for Nintendo. Hopefully it gets through.

Seems legit. I'll forward this to my uncle who works at 4chan.

If we’re not Nintendo, who is Nintendo? 🤔

You know it's the real deal when they work for 4chan. I've heard the viruses are free!

...Yeah okay I think the guy gets it now.