This isn't a flame topic, nor is it mindless bashing of Pokemon. I'm simply trying to grasp what it is about the series that's made it so successful for so long.
I'm an RPG vet, tackling the original Dragon Warrior literally as I learned to read (I had my brother help me with a lot of the broken, cryptic engrish hints, and that instruction booklet was a "novel" for me as a kid) and getting Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest not long after getting my SNES for Christmas as my first game in the 16-bit era (followed by my brother bringing home FF3 and Breath of Fire from college, which.....yeah, haven't stopped playing the genre since.)
Needless to say, I've cut my teeth on badly-organized text-based menus for close to two decades, and my age doesn't clear two decades by much. However, the Pokemon series has just never made sense, similar to how I never understood how people picked Sonic when there were so many seemingly more polished-playing platformers out there at the time (I play Contra or Megaman, then I slide around awkwardly and miss jumps due to garbage-acceleration physics and lack of precision...then I go back to Contra/MM)
Pokemon just always seemed like Dragon Quest --, what with a similar battle system, devolved into a 1v1 affair with a fairly straightforward affinity system. Although I don't know the series, the story never seemed like anything to write home about, the graphics have always seemed a gen behind (ever since the original GB releases anyway) and it just seems like the collection aspect has been done better in other games.
For those who love/like the series (and for those that have played, but don't like it), what differentiates this series from my perceptions? What am I generalizing and not seeing correctly? I've just never been able to even pretend to get into one of these games, presentation be damned, and I'm trying to get a grip on what I should be looking for. I can't think of any other mega-series that I haven't at least enjoyed, or been able to understand others' enjoyment of.
My sentence structure is atrocious. 
