Topic: Cake Ninja XMAS

D: Well, now that's disheartening.

There's still the next one I guess... Congrats Jessica, whoever you are.

Not to sound like a miserable little untrusting son of a B, but how can we verify that Jessica actually exists? I saw that she submitted the 100th score when the winner was chosen, I wonder if she works for Cypronia?

I remeber her, she started posting her scores about the same time as me.
I can't say if she's real or not, though.

Well, ray, just stay in the first place and we'll know if they're for real or not!

Haha. True!

Next winner is 18JCRONE. Seriously, goddamnit.

This one is a bit more suspicious at rank 104. But who cares, I have my whoring plan set out for the last week of February. Gotta get that freakin Wii U.

Oh damn I was hoping I would win that one. Oh well.

Go for it Ray! You can do it!

That last WiiU must be for us! (Because if you win, we all win by extension!)

To whoever is even mildly interested AKA Morphtroid - Taken the lead again (yes that's my real name). Let's hope this TIMO kid doesn't interfere because that was the WORST 35 minutes of my ENTIRE life. Well no, not really, in fact not even close, but certainly some of the longest.

Go!

Let's just hope some random dude tops you "just in time" to win the contest

@Morphtroid and anyone else

I have the top score (by over 100000 points), but since I'm really doubting the legitmact of this contest ATM, I'm going to save that till the last day.

So a little update on my review score, I take back what I said about being a 5.10, this game is a 1/10, BAR NONE.

The first 34 levels are okay, near the same, then level 35 we have this boss which is really hard but passable once you start guessing patterns.

Then the poor design shows up. Level 36 the ninjabread men all smoke crack and throw at rapid speed. It goes on for another 6 levels after that.

Level 43, the hallucinations kick in, and WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON HERE!? Glitches galore! Disappearing snowballs, flashes, black boxes very clearly visible, I need to record a video of this drug-induced, poorly coded mess.

NintendoLife, whoever reviewed this game should lower the score now.

@rayword45 - Your tale is truly an interesting one. I do wonder if Cypronia is chumpy enough to fraud their own contest. I'm sorry you had to endure the game and hope you win a Wii U. Keep us updated.

Oh wow I should try getting past level 35 sometime. Seems like something I should see.

I think you already have that Wii U on the bag. If you don't win it, a certain developer will suffer the unnoticeable effects of my indifference.

D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

My mind is f**king conflicted.

What on the name of Miyamoto.

I really hope it's fake and Cypronia made that up because if it's real then I think I hate his parents. But, that means I still have a chance to win the WiiU Yay for bad parents!

Cypronia released a video on how to beat level 35, after over a month ago of me asking -_- (And yes, it was a direct response)

Since I figured out the algorithm weeks ago, I'm going to say they made one vital mistake in keeping those lives. Anyways, 2 days left. Damn finals week, gotta start whoring tomorrow I guess (especially if I get sick).

Oh, so the boss is actually just 7 cookies merged together?
Then it doesn't sound so hard at all, you just need to figure out the santa intervals as usual.

Doing it the way they did it, you'll miss a lot. If you've less then 25-27 lives less at the boss you're screwed (the way I do it I can conserve up to 25-27 lives after the boss depending on luck). Also the algorithms can be pretty effed up at times. It's necessary to conserve lives because I'd argue level 43 is on par due to the coke-induced speeds.

Oh wow

I wonder when will they draw another winner for the second wii u (If they do it at all).

Final score submit. TIMO please don't update.

Oh my gosh, it's over 300000!

That Wii U is so yours now.

Then again, "Timo" means scam in my language so who knows!

Rayword, better get busy. That Timo guy just beat your score. over 4,000.
Just thought I'd tell you since I probably wont be winning this anyway. I'd rather an NLer/someone I know win than some random person. Good luck.