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Topic: Nintendo should make The Legend of Zelda: Beach Volleyball

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Uh. Is this some kind of experiment for a DD.net editorial Waltz?

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Radixxs

LollipopChoSaw wrote:

I'm going to make a promotional video to support our cause.

Ideas for a theme song? I'm thinking "I'm too sexy"

Can't go wrong with Right Said Fred. Literally. Can't go left either.

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moomoo

LollipopChoSaw wrote:

I'm going to make a promotional video to support our cause.

Ideas for a theme song? I'm thinking "I'm too sexy"

How about Everything You Do (You're Sexing Me) by Fiona?

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Retro_on_theGo wrote:

Can't help but feel there are ulterior motives a foot...

Who wouldn't want a Smash Bros. beach volleyball game? If they're not against it, they're for it. It doesn't matter if there are ulterior motives, all that matters is that our cause gets spread and is made by Nintendo (or Team Ninja).

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LollipopChoSaw wrote:

Retro_on_theGo wrote:

Can't help but feel there are ulterior motives a foot...

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You hurt me sir. When Nintendo hires me as a game designer I'm going to make sure I make games you hate now.

I heard he hates gaga games...

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You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!

kkslider5552000

this idea would make a company money so I have my doubts he's being ironic at all

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kkslider5552000 wrote:

this idea would make a company money so I have my doubts he's being ironic at all

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A company makes money, a company is happy. When a company is happy, a consumer is happy.

Seriously guys, it is freaking awesome talking in the style of that awesome assassin dude from Game of Thrones.

I heard he hates gaga games...

Gaga Beach Volleyball. Done.

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SMEXIZELDAMAN

Someone, re-post that email template and the email to spam it to. We gotta do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 (For the boobs!!!!!)

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komicturtle

SMEXIZELDAMAN wrote:

Someone, re-post that email template and the email to spam it to. We gotta do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 (For the boobs!!!!!)

Don't forget about the other side of the fence who want glorious men too.

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KromCompany

komicturtle wrote:

SMEXIZELDAMAN wrote:

Someone, re-post that email template and the email to spam it to. We gotta do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 (For the boobs!!!!!)

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Don't forget about the other side of the fence who want glorious men too.

:fake glare and gruff voice: for...the...boobs......b...i...g........b...o...o..b...s. boinging around.

but to make everyone happy...(insert appealing phrase here)

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Radixxs

Radixxs wrote:

OK everyone send emails and flood their phone lines starting at 9:00 AM PST 12:00 PM EST on AUGUST 1. Here's the email template:

Dear Nintendo,

I, [your name here], am emailing you to show my support of the creation of the game Super Smash Beach Volleyball for 3DS and Wii U featuring jiggle physics on behalf of Operation Jiggle. These new consoles hardly have any core games for the gamers like me, and making this game would ensure great sales for both systems. Operation Jiggle is determined to see that these games are released because we love Nintendo and because we love jiggle. We are aware that you are purposely withholding this game from us, and we will not relent until you comply. We have a thread of almost five (5) pages on an internet fan-forum which demonstrates the selling potential of such a jiggle-tastic game. Please consider our plea; you will be hearing more from Operation Jiggle.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]
Supporter and Member of Operation Jiggle

Be sure to send them all at once, because flooding Nintendo with emails and phone calls pretty much ensures this game will be made.

We're now switching to LETTERS instead of EMAILS because my research has concluded that letters are more persuasive and more difficult to get rid of. Use the SAME TEMPLATE but send a typed or hand-written letter to the following address (NA supporters):

Reginald Fils-Aime (President and COO)
c/o Nintendo of America
4820 150th Ave. Northeast
Redmond, WA 98052

Supporters in other regions can find a local mailing address via the magnificent Google. And don't be afraid to include drawings or drops of blood or tears to your letter if you desire, it can only help.

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Covers & Korg DS-10 Originals.

Bankai

Radixxs wrote:

Radixxs wrote:

OK everyone send emails and flood their phone lines starting at 9:00 AM PST 12:00 PM EST on AUGUST 1. Here's the email template:

Dear Nintendo,

I, [your name here], am emailing you to show my support of the creation of the game Super Smash Beach Volleyball for 3DS and Wii U featuring jiggle physics on behalf of Operation Jiggle. These new consoles hardly have any core games for the gamers like me, and making this game would ensure great sales for both systems. Operation Jiggle is determined to see that these games are released because we love Nintendo and because we love jiggle. We are aware that you are purposely withholding this game from us, and we will not relent until you comply. We have a thread of almost five (5) pages on an internet fan-forum which demonstrates the selling potential of such a jiggle-tastic game. Please consider our plea; you will be hearing more from Operation Jiggle.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]
Supporter and Member of Operation Jiggle

Be sure to send them all at once, because flooding Nintendo with emails and phone calls pretty much ensures this game will be made.

[/div]

We're now switching to LETTERS instead of EMAILS because my research has concluded that letters are more persuasive and more difficult to get rid of. Use the SAME TEMPLATE but send a typed or hand-written letter to the following address (NA supporters):

Reginald Fils-Aime (President and COO)
c/o Nintendo of America
4820 150th Ave. Northeast
Redmond, WA 98052

Supporters in other regions can find a local mailing address via the magnificent Google. And don't be afraid to include drawings or drops of blood or tears to your letter if you desire, it can only help.

Speaking of jiggle, I'm sure Reggie would do some jiggling if he was turned into a character in the game.

RR529

Radixxs wrote:

Radixxs wrote:

OK everyone send emails and flood their phone lines starting at 9:00 AM PST 12:00 PM EST on AUGUST 1. Here's the email template:

Dear Nintendo,

I, [your name here], am emailing you to show my support of the creation of the game Super Smash Beach Volleyball for 3DS and Wii U featuring jiggle physics on behalf of Operation Jiggle. These new consoles hardly have any core games for the gamers like me, and making this game would ensure great sales for both systems. Operation Jiggle is determined to see that these games are released because we love Nintendo and because we love jiggle. We are aware that you are purposely withholding this game from us, and we will not relent until you comply. We have a thread of almost five (5) pages on an internet fan-forum which demonstrates the selling potential of such a jiggle-tastic game. Please consider our plea; you will be hearing more from Operation Jiggle.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]
Supporter and Member of Operation Jiggle

Be sure to send them all at once, because flooding Nintendo with emails and phone calls pretty much ensures this game will be made.

[/div]

We're now switching to LETTERS instead of EMAILS because my research has concluded that letters are more persuasive and more difficult to get rid of. Use the SAME TEMPLATE but send a typed or hand-written letter to the following address (NA supporters):

Reginald Fils-Aime (President and COO)
c/o Nintendo of America
4820 150th Ave. Northeast
Redmond, WA 98052

Supporters in other regions can find a local mailing address via the magnificent Google. And don't be afraid to include drawings or drops of blood or tears to your letter if you desire, it can only help.

You know at least one person IS going to do this, right?

I'll literally explode with laughter if enough people participate to illicit some sort of responce from Nintendo.

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@LollipopChoSaw you just made me picture Reggie in a speedo, also judging by his face I'm pretty sure the rest of his body is just as oily and shiny as his face.

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Radixxs

@RR529 I would hope more than one person participates, because this is a very serious matter. Operation Jiggle can't do this alone, people. Just because we are highly organized and influential within Nintendo doesn't mean we don't need you to bombard Nintendo with phone calls and letters. We will NOT allow these tyrannical videogame executives suppress our rights to the enjoyment of watching Nintendo characters jiggle!

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