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Topic: AC:NL - Mysteries of Re-Tail...

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Gioku

I've been greatly enjoying Animal Crossing: New Leaf. But something has been increasingly bothering me... what do they do with all of the stuff at Re-Tail? And how does Reese have an endless supply of money?

I've given them hundreds of bugs, fruits, fish, furniture, fossils... but what do they do with the stuff? I have a few theories...

  • They use all the stuff to mint bells - as in, they smash it all up and compress it in molds into coins. That way, they never run out of money... but why spend money to make money...?
  • Or, they blend it all up and use it to make the town's coffee...

What do you think happens behind closed doors at Re-Tail?

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That's the part of the game you've decided to apply logic to?

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I like the cofee theory! in the DS animal crossing(don't have new leaf yet) that cofee two cups were almost the price of an axe!!! o_O

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Yes, I've thought about this too but then I think...

Hey, this is Animal Crossing, it's a lot like Spongebob and his underwater showers that make no sense. So screw logic.

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What they do with your trash is their business, imma just keep selling them sharks.
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pokemon's money logic is even worse!
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MrWalkieTalkie wrote:

A better question is how come Reese is so calm about her husband being in a coma?

He was working really hard! Last night... and the night before that... and the night before that... and the night before that... and the night before that...

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MrWalkieTalkie wrote:

A better question is how come Reese is so calm about her husband being in a coma?

Because she put him in the coma! He cheated on her with the last mayor and was put into the coma until he learned his lesson!

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SkywardLink98 wrote:

MrWalkieTalkie wrote:

A better question is how come Reese is so calm about her husband being in a coma?

Because she put him in the coma! He cheated on her with the last mayor and was put into the coma until he learned his lesson!

Wait he cheated on reese with tortimer??? Oh man that guy must have some serious issues...

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SkywardLink98 wrote:

MrWalkieTalkie wrote:

A better question is how come Reese is so calm about her husband being in a coma?

Because she put him in the coma! He cheated on her with the last mayor and was put into the coma until he learned his lesson!

He was doing the "dance with no pants" with Tortimer...? scarred for life

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Chris720 wrote:

SkywardLink98 wrote:

MrWalkieTalkie wrote:

A better question is how come Reese is so calm about her husband being in a coma?

Because she put him in the coma! He cheated on her with the last mayor and was put into the coma until he learned his lesson!

He was doing the "dance with no pants" with Tortimer...? scarred for life

the more I saw Animal Crossing Threads the more I was interested in it..... now I'm not anymore

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Gioku wrote:

MrWalkieTalkie wrote:

A better question is how come Reese is so calm about her husband being in a coma?

He was working really hard! Last night... and the night before that... and the night before that... and the night before that... and the night before that...

I stayed the night at that store once before, he slept through the entire time. And Reese still said he worked that night. Wat?

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Yukari_Sendo wrote:

Gioku wrote:

MrWalkieTalkie wrote:

A better question is how come Reese is so calm about her husband being in a coma?

He was working really hard! Last night... and the night before that... and the night before that... and the night before that... and the night before that...

I stayed the night at that store once before, he slept through the entire time. And Reese still said he worked that night. Wat?

Either he works for a split second every time you blink or his work is sleep.

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Lol, totally forgot Tortimer was the last mayor... (NL is my only AC game). Maybe Reese cheated on him with Tortimer and that's why he had to leave and Cyrus was in a coma O_O

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Gioku

@SkywardLink98: Cyrus cheating with Tortimer is so much more hilarious, though!

Also, if no one else wants to, I'm going to write the definitive Re-Tail creepypasta, probably titled "Cyrus' Coma".

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